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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Bronco's fans get more than what they paid for.

    A group of Denver Broncos fans has been the regular recipients of a disgusting downpour at Sports Authority Field, and they're getting fed up. Seve


    A group of Denver Broncos fans has been the regular recipients of a disgusting downpour at Sports Authority Field, and they're getting fed up.
    Several fans at Sunday night's contest between the Broncos and the Pittsburgh Steelers said they were repeatedly hit with pigeon poop by birds stationed in the stadium's rafters.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • DynaPaul
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 7540

    #2
    Re: Bronco's fans get more than what they paid for.

    Better to get siht on by the birds than by your own team!

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    • better days
      Registered User
      • Jan 2010
      • 22028

      #3
      Re: Bronco's fans get more than what they paid for.

      Originally posted by DevilPaul View Post
      Better to get siht on by the birds than by your own team!
      I doubt that after paying $250 for a seat, $60 for a jersey & $12 for a beer that you would be happy having pigeon poop on yourself & floating in your beer.

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      • ParanoidAndroid
        My battery is low and it's getting dark.
        • Apr 2004
        • 16849

        #4
        Re: Bronco's fans get more than what they paid for.

        They say it's good luck and now there's proof!

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        • BLeonard
          BoB Sabermetrician
          • Jan 2003
          • 4625

          #5
          Re: Bronco's fans get more than what they paid for.

          Even the pigeons are pissed that they traded Tebow...

          -Bill

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          • jimmifli
            Registered User
            • Nov 2006
            • 7827

            #6
            Re: Bronco's fans get more than what they paid for.

            Originally posted by better days View Post
            I doubt that after paying $250 for a seat, $60 for a jersey & $12 for a beer that you would be happy having pigeon poop on yourself & floating in your beer.
            Pigeon Manning can toss a poop from the rafters and right into a moving cup - even in tight coverage.

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            • better days
              Registered User
              • Jan 2010
              • 22028

              #7
              Re: Bronco's fans get more than what they paid for.

              Originally posted by jimmifli View Post
              Pigeon Manning can toss a poop from the rafters and right into a moving cup - even in tight coverage.
              Yeah, we will see about that. Manning did not make any spectacular throws in the first game. A home game. Wait until he has taken a few big hits & plays on the road, then we will see if he can hit the cup.

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              • gebobs
                One Bills Drive, Georgia - 871 miles south of Orchard Park
                • Sep 2003
                • 11520

                #8
                Re: Bronco's fans get more than what they paid for.

                Originally posted by better days View Post
                I doubt that after paying $250 for a seat, $60 for a jersey & $12 for a beer that you would be happy having pigeon poop on yourself & floating in your beer.
                *whoooooosh*

                Originally posted by better days View Post
                Yeah, we will see about that. Manning did not make any spectacular throws in the first game. A home game. Wait until he has taken a few big hits & plays on the road, then we will see if he can hit the cup.
                *whoooooosh*
                Lehner's history. He just doesn't know it yet.

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