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  • Skooby
    Skoobasaurus-Rex
    • Oct 2011
    • 22284

    12 days of Fitzmas

    The Twelve Days of Fitzmas


    12th man’s a drinking
    11 Drops from TJ
    10 yards of arm strength
    9 minutes on the Wonderlic
    8 division losses
    7 yards per attempt
    6 year extension


    5 WRs spread wide….


    4 months of beard growth
    3 downs and out
    2 losing seasons
    …and a Harvard bachelor’s degree.
  • stuckincincy
    Buffalo Bills Fan
    • Sep 2003
    • 15084

    #2
    Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

    Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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    • gebobs
      One Bills Drive, Georgia - 871 miles south of Orchard Park
      • Sep 2003
      • 11520

      #3
      Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

      Well done!!! May I share this?
      Last edited by gebobs; 12-20-2012, 09:48 AM.
      Lehner's history. He just doesn't know it yet.

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      • THE END OF ALL DAYS
        The Allen Era has begun.... no looking back now, come hell or high water!
        • Feb 2005
        • 4525

        #4
        Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

        Well at least you got one post of value in this year LOL
        In my day we did not have self-esteem... we had self-respect, and no more of it then we earned.

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        • gebobs
          One Bills Drive, Georgia - 871 miles south of Orchard Park
          • Sep 2003
          • 11520

          #5
          Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

          Originally posted by MitchMurrayDowntown View Post
          8 division losses
          This line needs to change. He's lost 13 as a starter.

          How about "8 short hop passes"?
          Lehner's history. He just doesn't know it yet.

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          • MikeInRoch
            Registered User
            • Sep 2003
            • 10446

            #6
            Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

            How about "12 years of no playoff"...
            "'Clean up your room.', 'Stand up straight.', 'Pick up your feet.', 'Take it like a man.', 'Be nice to your sister.', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever.'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"

            "Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with."

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            • MitchMurrayDowntown
              Skoobasaurus-Rex
              • Oct 2011
              • 22284

              #7
              Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

              Originally posted by MikeInRoch View Post
              How about "12 years of no playoff"...
              It's 13 now, just saying.

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              • gebobs
                One Bills Drive, Georgia - 871 miles south of Orchard Park
                • Sep 2003
                • 11520

                #8
                Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

                Originally posted by MikeInRoch View Post
                How about "12 years of no playoff"...
                I actually like the "12th man's a-drinkin'"...maybe the best line of all. It has cadence and goes with the original style well.

                And we can only hang a few playoff misses on Fitz.
                Lehner's history. He just doesn't know it yet.

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                • MitchMurrayDowntown
                  Skoobasaurus-Rex
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 22284

                  #9
                  Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

                  Originally posted by gebobs View Post
                  Well done!!! May I share this?
                  Sure Buddy, no problems.

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                  • trapezeus
                    Legendary Zoner
                    • Oct 2004
                    • 19525

                    #10
                    Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

                    is he really at 7 yards per attempt seems like it'd be pretty reasonable. 7 yards per completion would be very high. so 7 yards per attempt would be even better, no?

                    we need 7 something else.

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                    • ServoBillieves
                      The Voice of Reason
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 6106

                      #11
                      Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

                      Surprised by this Skooby, good job.
                      Bye Bye Brady...

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                      • MidnightVoice
                        Retired (mostly)
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 10782

                        #12
                        Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

                        Like it

                        But to play
                        that’s the thing
                        shut up and deal
                        ~ Jesse May

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                        • SABURZFAN
                          short bus extraordinaire
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 50747

                          #13
                          Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

                          Originally posted by MitchMurrayDowntown View Post
                          The Twelve Days of Fitzmas


                          12th man’s a drinking
                          11 Drops from TJ
                          10 yards of arm strength
                          9 minutes on the Wonderlic
                          8 division losses
                          7 yards per attempt
                          6 year extension


                          5 WRs spread wide….


                          4 months of beard growth
                          3 downs and out
                          2 losing seasons
                          …and a Harvard bachelor’s degree.

                          speaking of 5 WR's spread wide, me and my 4 friends will be over to see your mom before the world ends.
                          Originally posted by yordad
                          Christ, you are the queerest person in the history of Bills fanhood. I swear to god I would stomp you.

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                          • SquishDaFish
                            Lets GO BUFFALO!!
                            • Jun 2005
                            • 17034

                            #14
                            Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

                            WTG Skooby

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                            • MitchMurrayDowntown
                              Skoobasaurus-Rex
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 22284

                              #15
                              Re: 12 days of Fitzmas

                              Originally posted by SABURZFAN View Post
                              speaking of 5 WR's spread wide, me and my 4 friends will be over to see your mom before the world ends.
                              Ironically, I'm trying to get yours to leave.

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