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  • X-Era
    What this generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace
    • Feb 2005
    • 27670
    #1

    Dear Chip Kelly,

    According to the fans and media it seems like at this point if you do come to the NFL you will immaculately conceive the greatest QB to ever walk this earth who will lead an unstoppable offensive force that will level mountains and destroy entire cities.

    And then when you do retire at 90 after 41 consecutive Super Bowl wins they will build you a car with a bullet proof bubble to drive you around through the masses of worshiping disciples and followers.

    But, in the meantime... Like say the next day or so... would you please make an official choice and accept a head coaching job so that the world can continue it's normal everyday drab and uninspired lives?

    Thanks,

    X

    P.S. I'd be OK with you taking the Bills HC job.

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  • MitchMurrayDowntown
    Skoobasaurus-Rex
    • Oct 2011
    • 22284
    #2
    Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

    PS, lol.

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    • Don't Panic
      All-Pro Zoner
      • Dec 2005
      • 4227
      #3
      Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

      Better hunker down X... this could take a while.

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      • X-Era
        What this generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace
        • Feb 2005
        • 27670
        #4
        Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

        Anybody else think if this was a slam dunk for the Browns it would have already been done?

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        • THRILLHO
          This is great, and all I've done is enter my name!
          • Feb 2009
          • 1574
          #5
          Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

          Originally posted by X-Era View Post

          And then when you do retire at 90 after 41 consecutive Super Bowl wins they will build you a car with a bullet proof bubble to drive you around through the masses of worshiping disciples and followers.
          TheHomer.jpg
          True fans want wins, not draft picks.
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          • BertSquirtgum
            Legendary Zoner
            • May 2009
            • 13379
            #6
            Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

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            • THE END OF ALL DAYS
              The Allen Era has begun.... no looking back now, come hell or high water!
              • Feb 2005
              • 4525
              #7
              Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

              PS: Die you gravey sucking pig.
              ( unless you choose the Bills, in that case we will sacrifice virgins to you)
              In my day we did not have self-esteem... we had self-respect, and no more of it then we earned.
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              • X-Era
                What this generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace
                • Feb 2005
                • 27670
                #8
                Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

                And now rumors from legit sources that the Eagles are working on a 5 year deal.

                x.com
                https://twitter.com/brianstartare/status/287748074875531264

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                • THE END OF ALL DAYS
                  The Allen Era has begun.... no looking back now, come hell or high water!
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4525
                  #9
                  Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

                  Lol WTF
                  In my day we did not have self-esteem... we had self-respect, and no more of it then we earned.
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                  • BertSquirtgum
                    Legendary Zoner
                    • May 2009
                    • 13379
                    #10
                    Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

                    This coaching search is going to end with a huge kick in the nuts to Bills fans.
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                    • THE END OF ALL DAYS
                      The Allen Era has begun.... no looking back now, come hell or high water!
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 4525
                      #11
                      Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

                      Yepper
                      In my day we did not have self-esteem... we had self-respect, and no more of it then we earned.

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                      • X-Era
                        What this generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace
                        • Feb 2005
                        • 27670
                        #12
                        Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

                        Originally posted by HurkeyNuts View Post
                        This coaching search is going to end with a huge kick in the nuts to Bills fans.
                        I actually put Lovie Smith on equal footing and could make him the better candidate in my mind.

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                        • BertSquirtgum
                          Legendary Zoner
                          • May 2009
                          • 13379
                          #13
                          Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

                          Why don't they interview Mike Sherman?

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                          • Night Train
                            Retired - On Several Levels
                            • Jul 2005
                            • 33117
                            #14
                            Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

                            Originally posted by X-Era View Post
                            And now rumors from legit sources that the Eagles are working on a 5 year deal.

                            https://twitter.com/brianstartare/st...48074875531264
                            David Dunn is his agent and doing his job of driving the market up for his client.
                            People assumed Dunns past relationship with Clevelands new President Joe Banner ( former Eagles President ) indicated he was going to Cleveland. Now he may have leveraged him to get the Eagles to pay more. Ouch.
                            Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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                            • BertSquirtgum
                              Legendary Zoner
                              • May 2009
                              • 13379
                              #15
                              Re: Dear Chip Kelly,

                              I wanted him hired the last time they wasted 4 years of our football lives on tricky Dick.

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