Dear Chip Kelly,

[X-Era]

According to the fans and media it seems like at this point if you do come to the NFL you will immaculately conceive the greatest QB to ever walk this earth who will lead an unstoppable offensive force that will level mountains and destroy entire cities.

And then when you do retire at 90 after 41 consecutive Super Bowl wins they will build you a car with a bullet proof bubble to drive you around through the masses of worshiping disciples and followers.

But, in the meantime... Like say the next day or so... would you please make an official choice and accept a head coaching job so that the world can continue it's normal everyday drab and uninspired lives?

Thanks,

X

P.S. I'd be OK with you taking the Bills HC job.

[Skooby]

PS, lol.

[Don't Panic]

Better hunker down X... this could take a while.

[X-Era]

Anybody else think if this was a slam dunk for the Browns it would have already been done?

[THRILLHO]

And then when you do retire at 90 after 41 consecutive Super Bowl wins they will build you a car with a bullet proof bubble to drive you around through the masses of worshiping disciples and followers.



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[BertSquirtgum]

http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s379/bhurtgam/chipndae_zps3718dcc2.jpg

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PS: Die you gravey sucking pig.
( unless you choose the Bills, in that case we will sacrifice virgins to you)

[X-Era]

And now rumors from legit sources that the Eagles are working on a 5 year deal.

https://twitter.com/brianstartare/status/287748074875531264

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Lol WTF

[BertSquirtgum]

This coaching search is going to end with a huge kick in the nuts to Bills fans.

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Yepper

[X-Era]

This coaching search is going to end with a huge kick in the nuts to Bills fans.
I actually put Lovie Smith on equal footing and could make him the better candidate in my mind.

[BertSquirtgum]

Why don't they interview Mike Sherman?

[Night Train]

And now rumors from legit sources that the Eagles are working on a 5 year deal.

https://twitter.com/brianstartare/status/287748074875531264 David Dunn is his agent and doing his job of driving the market up for his client.
People assumed Dunns past relationship with Clevelands new President Joe Banner ( former Eagles President ) indicated he was going to Cleveland. Now he may have leveraged him to get the Eagles to pay more. Ouch.

[BertSquirtgum]

I wanted him hired the last time they wasted 4 years of our football lives on tricky Dick.

[X-Era]

David Dunn is his agent and doing his job of driving the market up for his client.
People assumed Dunns past relationship with Clevelands new President Joe Banner ( former Eagles President ) indicated he was going to Cleveland. Now he may have leveraged him to get the Eagles to pay more. Ouch.
And maybe the Bills will choose to pay more than anyone else if that's what's driving this.

[BertSquirtgum]

I think the question is....who is going to be a great leader of men, without being a pussy, without being a ****** during game time and can hire great assistants?

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If Kelly now goes to Philly after hanging browns out to dry like this he will be more hated then Labrone James in Cleveland!

[RedEyE]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MaryKayCabot

7 hours with the Eagles. 7 hours with the Browns. What did the Bills get? Long enough to pick up the cab fare to the hotel?

[X-Era]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MaryKayCabot

7 hours with the Eagles. 7 hours with the Browns. What did the Bills get? Long enough to pick up the cab fare to the hotel?
I don't know.

I'll wait to hear.

I'm OK if we don't get him.

[X-Era]

BTW, I can't wait until Mary Kay Cabot again becomes as irrelevant as Joe Logan.

[RedEyE]

I don't know.

I'll wait to hear.

I'm OK if we don't get him.
I am as well. I just don't like my team to get dicked around...if that's what even happened.

[RedEyE]

BTW, I can't wait until Mary Kay Cabot again becomes as irrelevant as Joe Logan.
Agreed.

Unless she happens to break a story about posing for Playboy.

[X-Era]

I am as well. I just don't like my team to get dicked around...if that's what even happened.Agreed. We have not kept pace today and it reaks of the Bills waiting on Kelly's decision. I hope they did work today and that I'm wrong.

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Why are the bills not running a full court press to keep up with the other two teams?

[X-Era]

Why are the bills not running a full court press to keep up with the other two teams?Lovie's son thinks were in good hands:

https://twitter.com/Matt_Smith_IMG/status/287740680049139713

"Know this <s>#</s>BillsMafia (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BillsMafia&src=hash), regardless of who next HC may be, you are in GREAT hands with <s>@</s>russbrandon (https://twitter.com/RussBrandon) !!!!!"

[RedEyE]

Why are the bills not running a full court press to keep up with the other two teams?
In my opinion...takes two to tango. Bills playing safety net? Hoping things fall through for Cleveland? But can't see the lack of serious interest from Kelly? I can only guess.

[X-Era]

Now Ian Rapa-ahole says:

"Asked two sources whether the <s>#</s>Browns (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Browns&src=hash) like Chip Kelly or Doug Marrone more: "They are deciding." Was told neck-&-neck"

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/287755100162764801

My OP is showing how I feel on Chip Kelly more and more by the minute.

[RedEyE]

Interesting for sure X.

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Lovie's son thinks were in good hands:

https://twitter.com/Matt_Smith_IMG/status/287740680049139713

"Know this <s>#</s>BillsMafia (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BillsMafia&src=hash), regardless of who next HC may be, you are in GREAT hands with <s>@</s>russbrandon (https://twitter.com/RussBrandon) !!!!!"
matt smith sucking up to Bills for dad

[RedEyE]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MaryKayCabot

Cabot reporting Browns to now meet with Marrone AGAIN. Things not right between Cleveland and Kelly for sure.

[X-Era]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MaryKayCabot

Cabot reporting Browns to now meet with Marrone AGAIN. Things not right between Cleveland and Kelly for sure.And although unlikely, the Bills are silent.

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Wow Kelly really giving browns the ol one two!

[RedEyE]

The Eagles pulled interview offer toJay Cutler around 6pm. Big question: Why? Leads to serious speculation for sure.

[ublinkwescore]

I really dont want chip Kelly. Lovie is the best choice hands down. defense almost 100% set, get Marinelli to coordinate the D, Hugh Jackson for the O. get either Tui from notre dame, or best qb possible at 8 or trade down for a qb they like, but expect to slide. this team is not in bad shape, thanks to Nix.

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I really dont want chip Kelly. Lovie is the best choice hands down. defense almost 100% set, get Marinelli to coordinate the D, Hugh Jackson for the O. get either Tui from notre dame, or best qb possible at 8 or trade down for a qb they like, but expect to slide. this team is not in bad shape, thanks to Nix.

[ublinkwescore]

WR & some additional LB help via FA.

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WR & some additional LB help via FA.

[ServoBillieves]

**** it. Bring in Hayden Fry.

[X-Era]

Browns 50/50 on whether to go with Marrone or Kelly?

Translation: The Eagles may get Kelly so we will save face by claiming we "chose" Marrone over him.

[RedEyE]

I'd rather have Lovie but a part of me wants the Bills to swoop in and steal Kelly. Just so I feel like we won something :)

[X-Era]

I'd rather have Lovie but a part of me wants the Bills to swope in and steal Kelly. Just so I feel like we won something :)
Seriously.

It's like 90% of the reason we want him is just to win the competition for him.

[BertSquirtgum]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MaryKayCabot

7 hours with the Eagles. 7 hours with the Browns. What did the Bills get? Long enough to pick up the cab fare to the hotel?

The Bills don't need Chip Kelly. I'll be happier if the Bills do not sign him.

[BertSquirtgum]

Cliff Clavin for the next Bills head coach.

[X-Era]

Cliff Clavin for the next Bills head coach.
I like it. Success is success even if it's with the postal service.

[X-Era]

Now the Eagles are backing off and still looking (supposedly):

https://twitter.com/RoobCSN/status/287796906602672129

"OK, now THIS is interesting. I'm told by league source Eagles still planning to meet tomorrow with McCoy and Marrone. So there's that."

So if we believe the latest there is no front runner in the Kelly sweepstakes

Update------------

It's official: I don't hate Chip Kelly. But I hate the hunt for Chip Kelly.

[X-Era]

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[BertSquirtgum]

I have a feeling Chip might think too highly of himself and is asking for too much. Probably why he walked in the ODB's doors and walked out ten minutes later.

[jamze132]

I think Chip Kelly is setting himself up for a huge payday. Now I'm not convinced he's going to excell in the NFL, so whoever signs him is taking a huge gamble and will put a lot of pressure on Chip to get victories. This added stress could easily give Chip Kelly "Saban Syndrome" and screw your team over.

I would honestly prefer Lovie Smith at this point. Or if that's not possible, Ray Horton. Just say no to Whisenhunt.

[Bert102176]

This coaching search is going to end with a huge kick in the nuts to Bills fans.

Doesn't it always end that way for the Bills

[kishoph]

I think Chip Kelly is setting himself up for a huge payday. Now I'm not convinced he's going to excell in the NFL, so whoever signs him is taking a huge gamble and will put a lot of pressure on Chip to get victories. This added stress could easily give Chip Kelly "Saban Syndrome" and screw your team over.

I would honestly prefer Lovie Smith at this point. Or if that's not possible, Ray Horton. Just say no to Whisenhunt.

I think that once Kelly makes the jump to the NFL, he's going to regret it and he won't be all into it. He has it made at Oregon with Nike footing cash for everything and all the recognition and praise he's getting. The NFL could be a shock for him, especially if he comes slow out of the gate. I like Lovie, I think he'll get the defense playing like they should, he has a winning record and from the beginning he wanted Buffalo, not just any head coaching job, but the Bills job.