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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

    Alrighty folks. I know it's the offseason, everyone's excited and we all want to share our thoughts and provoke some conversation/debate.

    We need you to take a step back and think before creating a new thread. Don't be a Mr. Bungle.

    Wrong way to start a thread.

    I think we should draft John Smith, he looks awesome.
    Right way to start a thread.

    What does everyone think about John Smith. It seems like he's really excelling in the senior bowl practices, he is coming out of State University who runs a pro style of offense.

    Early comparisons have him with a similar skill set to David Garrad, could this work in our offense?

    And that's the bare minimum. Turn your thought into a thread, don't post incomplete banter, because that's exactly what you're going to get in return. If you don't know enough about said prospect to post the right way, then spend the next twenty minutes looking into him, there's this thing called google... check it out.


    The goal isn't to shut down anyone's ideas or opinions but the amount of complaints I am seeing on a daily basis is getting absurd. If you post like a Mr. Bungle you're threads getting dumped.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • THE END OF ALL DAYS
    The Allen Era has begun.... no looking back now, come hell or high water!
    • Feb 2005
    • 4525

    #2
    Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

    This is all well and good but if we draft John Smith I'm going to be really pissed.
    In my day we did not have self-esteem... we had self-respect, and no more of it then we earned.

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    • THATHURMANATOR
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 69112

      #3
      Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

      MARCEL DAREUS POWER OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS HE IS TALKING TO YOU.

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

        Originally posted by Why so Serious? View Post
        This is all well and good but if we draft John Smith I'm going to be really pissed.

        I hear he's solid.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • kishoph
          Registered User
          • Jun 2003
          • 3157

          #5
          Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

          Originally posted by The King View Post
          I hear he's solid.
          He has small hands, keep away.

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          • Yasgur's Farm
            Moderator
            • Feb 2005
            • 7091

            #6
            Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

            His 11th toe may present an increased chance of turf toe.

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            • chernobylwraiths
              Registered User
              • Jan 2003
              • 41838

              #7
              Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

              and you know what small hands means

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              • kishoph
                Registered User
                • Jun 2003
                • 3157

                #8
                Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

                Originally posted by chernobylwraiths View Post
                and you know what small hands means

                Small feet ?

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                • justasportsfan
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 71579

                  #9
                  Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

                  Originally posted by THATHURMANATOR View Post
                  MARCEL DAREUS POWER OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS HE IS TALKING TO YOU.
                  wait tl' free agency and the draft comes. He will unleash his power.
                  sacrifice1
                  https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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                  • THE END OF ALL DAYS
                    The Allen Era has begun.... no looking back now, come hell or high water!
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 4525

                    #10
                    Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

                    As usual, a thread spins wildly out of control LOL
                    In my day we did not have self-esteem... we had self-respect, and no more of it then we earned.

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                    • Gibby
                      Registered User
                      • Jun 2006
                      • 18211

                      #11
                      Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

                      John Smith is gonna be a qb who just checks into hotels with prostitutes under assumed aliases like Funky Winkerbean. Really, I don't see how he is going to do anything to help this team.

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                      • Marcel Dareus Power
                        Rookie Zoner
                        • Jan 2013
                        • 4

                        #12
                        Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

                        Wait what???????????????????

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                        • MitchMurrayDowntown
                          Skoobasaurus-Rex
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 22284

                          #13
                          Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

                          John Smith in the 1st round please !!

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                          • The King
                            Without me it's just Awe so
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 42380

                            #14
                            Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

                            At least I know you guys read this.
                            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                            It was all
                            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


                            Comment

                            • THE END OF ALL DAYS
                              The Allen Era has begun.... no looking back now, come hell or high water!
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 4525

                              #15
                              Re: SPAM Threads *PLEASE READ*

                              Originally posted by Marcel Dareus Power View Post
                              Wait what???????????????????
                              outstanding! Inane posts but a sense of humor :)
                              In my day we did not have self-esteem... we had self-respect, and no more of it then we earned.

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