Manti Te'o Scrapes Together $5,000 For Combine Fee

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  • BLeonard
    BoB Sabermetrician
    • Jan 2003
    • 4625

    Manti Te'o Scrapes Together $5,000 For Combine Fee

    INDIANAPOLIS—With the 2013 NFL Scouting Combine drawing to a close, linebacker Manti Te’o confirmed Tuesday that he had managed to scrape together enough money to pay the $5,000 fee to participate in the event. “The guy on the phone told me my results wouldn’t count unless I paid the registration fee, so I made sure…


    With the 2013 NFL Scouting Combine drawing to a close, linebacker Manti Te’o confirmed Tuesday that he had managed to scrape together enough money to pay the $5,000 fee to participate in the event. “The guy on the phone told me my results wouldn’t count unless I paid the registration fee, so I made sure to get him that money as soon as I could,” the former Notre Dame football standout told reporters, adding that his Western Union wire transfer to Flex-Trak OKK Offshore Holdings, Ltd. ensured him free access to each of the combine performance tests, as well as “Premier Elite” admission to Lucas Oil Stadium.
    Te’o admitted that registering for the combine had depleted a significant portion of his savings, the star linebacker said that his finances were in good shape, as he recently received an unexpected e-mail informing him that he had inherited a sizable sum of money from a long-lost Nigerian uncle.
    Maybe I'm a bad person, but this is hilarious...

    -Bill
  • Slim
    Registered User
    • Apr 2004
    • 7597

    #2
    Re: Manti Te'o Scrapes Together $5,000 For Combine Fee

    Awesome

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    • Mr. Miyagi
      Lecter's Little *****

      • Sep 2002
      • 53616

      #3
      Re: Manti Te'o Scrapes Together $5,000 For Combine Fee

      Originally posted by BLeonard View Post
      his finances were in good shape, as he recently received an unexpected e-mail informing him that he had inherited a sizable sum of money from a long-lost Nigerian uncle.
      What a weird coincidence! I too recently discovered I have an uncle like that too! Also in Nigeria no less!

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      • NOT THE DUDE...
        Hall of Fame Zoner
        • Jan 2010
        • 8826

        #4
        Re: Manti Te'o Scrapes Together $5,000 For Combine Fee

        what?

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        • Parzival
          This is a list: They're my demands
          • Aug 2012
          • 369

          #5
          Re: Manti Te'o Scrapes Together $5,000 For Combine Fee

          Originally posted by NOT THE DUDE... View Post
          what?
          Making fun of Te'o's naivety...you know, being duped by the fake online girlfriend thing.
          Over thinking, over analyzing, separates the body from the mind.

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          • MitchMurrayDowntown
            Skoobasaurus-Rex
            • Oct 2011
            • 22284

            #6
            Re: Manti Te'o Scrapes Together $5,000 For Combine Fee

            I still don't get the joke because Te'O is one.

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            • DynaPaul
              Registered User
              • Sep 2003
              • 7540

              #7
              Re: Manti Te'o Scrapes Together $5,000 For Combine Fee

              God this guy is such a Gomer Pyle.

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