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The King
03-22-2013, 01:40 PM
3/21 - I have to tell my Buffalo fans something when I get back to Buffalo <s style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(102, 181, 210); ">#</s>BillsMafia (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BillsMafia&src=hash)

3/21 - Will know by the 3rd of April

3/21 - Thank you Lord for everything

3/22 - All I can do is smile because I see it coming and you don't.

coastal
03-22-2013, 01:41 PM
Revis trade

feldspar
03-22-2013, 01:43 PM
Revis trade

LOL, that would be the stupidest move ever for this team.

ThunderGun
03-22-2013, 01:44 PM
Revis trade

Revis is fools gold.

NOT THE DUDE...
03-22-2013, 01:44 PM
i dont care if they get revis, demarcus ware, pat willis, jake long, and calvin....

without a qb you will never win.

call me when we get a qb. it's no mistake nobody took us seriously until we got kelly and even bledsoe for a little bit

ThunderGun
03-22-2013, 01:45 PM
I bet Byrd is gonna sign an extension.

PTI
03-22-2013, 01:45 PM
Bills take advantage of Rule 1256 Section B and acquire his South Carolina teammate Jadeveon Clowney as a free agent the moment he dropped out of school today

feldspar
03-22-2013, 01:45 PM
i dont care if they get revis, demarcus ware, pat willis, jake long, and calvin....

without a qb you will never win.

call me when we get a qb. it's no mistake nobody took us seriously until we got kelly and even bledsoe for a little bit

This is the truth. You ARE the dude.

coastal
03-22-2013, 01:51 PM
Revis is real gold!

Then lets draft Barkevious Mingo.


Boner jamz!

SquishDaFish
03-22-2013, 02:14 PM
I agree I think its Byrd extension

jimmifli
03-22-2013, 02:15 PM
Then lets draft Barkevious Mingo.

Best football name in years. Can't miss. He should be 4 of your 5 card studs.

cookie G
03-22-2013, 02:24 PM
Maybe he's adopting a new puppy.

Or getting married.

Or has been throwing back a few drinks with Thurman.

justasportsfan
03-22-2013, 02:25 PM
saved a bunch at Geico?

Jaybird
03-22-2013, 02:30 PM
i bet it has nothing to do with Football

Albany,n.y.
03-22-2013, 02:31 PM
He's been practicing all winter and thinks he can be the Bills starting QB.

Mr. Miyagi
03-22-2013, 02:35 PM
Maybe he's excited because he's getting traded to a real team.

IlluminatusUIUC
03-22-2013, 02:37 PM
i bet it has nothing to do with Football

Maybe, but then he shouldn't be tweeting about telling "Buffalo fans."

streetkings01
03-22-2013, 02:48 PM
Has nothing to do with football IMO. Either he's getting married, baby is on the way or he got his degree.

mjt328
03-22-2013, 02:58 PM
Is it "on like a mofo?"

NOT THE DUDE...
03-22-2013, 03:00 PM
maybe he saved money on his car insurance, or he got drunk and laid last night?

jdaltroy5
03-22-2013, 03:04 PM
Has nothing to do with football IMO. Either he's getting married, baby is on the way or he got his degree.

That would be a real tease then since he specifically said "I have to tell my Buffalo fans something when I get back to Buffalo."

Why wouldn't he just tell all his followers the same thing if it's not related to football?

bf1
03-22-2013, 03:15 PM
Maybe he found old game film and remembered again how to cover anyone.

X-Era
03-22-2013, 03:24 PM
Maybe it's an April fools joke but he's using a Mayan calendar...

Mr. Miyagi
03-22-2013, 03:38 PM
I'm sure it's something that would be a letdown for us. I mean if it's FA or contract related, why wait until 4/3? Why does he have to be back in B-lo first? And why would he know about this ahead of time? Most times players are not told FA moves until they happen.

Maybe it's a charity thing he's setting up.

Mski
03-22-2013, 03:41 PM
I'm sure it's something that would be a letdown for us. I mean if it's FA or contract related, why wait until 4/3? Why does he have to be back in B-lo first? And why would he know about this ahead of time? Most times players are not told FA moves until they happen.

Maybe it's a charity thing he's setting up.thats my first thought on the idea

jamze132
03-22-2013, 03:55 PM
My guess is we won't give a crap what it is because it won't improve our beloved team.

The Jokeman
03-22-2013, 04:08 PM
3/21 - I have to tell my Buffalo fans something when I get back to Buffalo <s style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(102, 181, 210); ">#</s>BillsMafia (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BillsMafia&src=hash)

3/21 - Will know by the 3rd of April

3/21 - Thank you Lord for everything

3/22 - All I can do is smile because I see it coming and you don't.
He's been chosen by the NFL to name the Bills 1st Round pick in the 2013 NFL draft or he has some inside info on who's going to win the Bills bracktology contest.

YardRat
03-22-2013, 04:28 PM
3/21 - I have to tell my Buffalo fans something when I get back to Buffalo <s style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(102, 181, 210); ">#</s>BillsMafia (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BillsMafia&src=hash)

3/21 - Will know by the 3rd of April

3/21 - Thank you Lord for everything

3/22 - All I can do is smile because I see it coming and you don't.

If it has anything to do with wood stoves, canned goods, bottled water and/or two suns in the sky I'm done for good.

OpIv37
03-22-2013, 04:29 PM
and this is precisely why Twitter sucks.

X-Era
03-22-2013, 04:37 PM
and this is precisely why Twitter sucks.
It does not suck.

If you want up to the minute repeats of fake news there is no better venue.

coastal
03-22-2013, 04:58 PM
Revis or bust!

the ultimate cornerback fetish is within reach!

JoeMama
03-22-2013, 04:59 PM
These kinds of cryptic tweets always end in disappointment. Anytime a player suggests something mysterious and cool is about to happen, I automatically temper my enthusiasm.

Mr. Pink
03-22-2013, 05:06 PM
Is he quitting to pursue a career in the monastery?

JohnnyGold
03-22-2013, 05:19 PM
ravens at bills to open the nfl season on thursday night.

that should kill the jokes and make this thread a little more serious.

Scumbag College
03-22-2013, 05:47 PM
The Bills will sign their next free agent by April 3rd.

It will parallel the excitement the Manny Lawson signing brought to town.

I'm on pins and needles.

IlluminatusUIUC
03-22-2013, 05:50 PM
These kinds of cryptic tweets always end in disappointment. Anytime a player suggests something mysterious and cool is about to happen, I automatically temper my enthusiasm.

Predicted announcement: He's taking over Thurman Thomas' job as "Official Bills BS tweeter that sets off message board frenzies."

ghz in pittsburgh
03-22-2013, 09:16 PM
He'll have a baby by that date

lmcshadow
03-22-2013, 09:55 PM
thank you lord??? it sounds big, we might be getting some legit help!

coastal
03-22-2013, 10:13 PM
Travis Henry was caught trolling Hopevale school for troubled teenage girls again?

clumping platelets
03-22-2013, 10:17 PM
He :cp: Kim Kardashian

JoeMama
03-22-2013, 10:58 PM
Travis Henry was caught trolling Hopevale school for troubled teenage girls again?

Whoa, Travis Henry has really upped his standards.

He usually trolls for 14 year old girls at the gas station, not a fancy reform school.

Bert102176
03-22-2013, 11:23 PM
Bills take advantage of Rule 1256 Section B and acquire his South Carolina teammate Jadeveon Clowney as a free agent the moment he dropped out of school today

As dumb as the Bills front office and coaches are I bet they don't know about that rule.

BADTHINGSMAN
03-23-2013, 01:37 AM
maybe he saved money on his car insurance, or he got drunk and laid last night?

Yes, he is waiting until the 3rd of April to let Buffalo fans know he got laid.

Night Train
03-23-2013, 04:56 AM
He's accepted a role in the return of the Gilmore Girls on WB.

RedEyE
03-23-2013, 08:37 AM
My bet is on a long winded April Fools prank.

THRILLHO
03-23-2013, 04:31 PM
First thing i thought was something about finding out the sex of a baby, or having a baby.

Dude
03-23-2013, 04:41 PM
Obviously he's now part of Thurman Thomas' investment group and is going to announce that he's purchased the Bills.

Duh.

Skooby
03-23-2013, 07:35 PM
Maybe he knows something we don't ?

psubills62
03-23-2013, 10:08 PM
Maybe he knows something we don't ?
If he actually does, then that's why you don't tell players anything.

clumping platelets
03-23-2013, 10:09 PM
Is there a player on another team who has a roster bonus due on or around 4/3? :scratch:

kishoph
03-24-2013, 04:44 AM
Maybe he knows something we don't ?


Not possible, message board members know everything.

feldspar
03-24-2013, 05:27 AM
Not possible, message board members know everything.

We know more about what Gilmore should do than he does himself...

coastal
03-24-2013, 06:54 AM
Whoa, Travis Henry has really upped his standards.

He usually trolls for 14 year old girls at the gas station, not a fancy reform school.
She was from Hopevale...

Novacane
03-24-2013, 07:49 AM
ravens at bills to open the nfl season on thursday night.

that should kill the jokes and make this thread a little more serious.



So he's thanking the Lord the Bills are guaranteed an 0-1 start and to be humiliated on national TV?

BertSquirtgum
03-24-2013, 08:31 PM
3/21 - I have to tell my Buffalo fans something when I get back to Buffalo <s style="text-decoration: none; color: rgb(102, 181, 210); ">#</s>BillsMafia (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BillsMafia&src=hash)

3/21 - Will know by the 3rd of April

3/21 - Thank you Lord for everything

3/22 - All I can do is smile because I see it coming and you don't.

His girlfriend is having a baby.

ublinkwescore
03-24-2013, 10:39 PM
He :cp: Kim Kardashian

that's not really a big deal any more, I mean, who hasnt?

clumping platelets
03-24-2013, 11:03 PM
:gag:

Mr. Miyagi
04-01-2013, 10:14 PM
3/21 - I have to tell my Buffalo fans something when I get back to Buffalo <s style="color: rgb(102, 181, 210); text-decoration: none;">#</s>BillsMafia (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BillsMafia&src=hash)

3/21 - Will know by the 3rd of April

3/21 - Thank you Lord for everything

3/22 - All I can do is smile because I see it coming and you don't.I haven't forgotten. So what is it already?

X-Era
04-02-2013, 05:23 AM
Today (2nd) is the start of offseason workouts so maybe it's got to do with that.

Night Train
04-02-2013, 05:31 AM
Mybe he's the gay guy coming out. :up:

BillsWin
04-02-2013, 11:51 AM
It's the new practice facility signage.

swiper
04-02-2013, 12:02 PM
It's the new practice facility signage.

:lolabove: Look! It's SaBills19!

SCBILLFAN1
04-02-2013, 02:14 PM
Bills take advantage of Rule 1256 Section B and acquire his South Carolina teammate Jadeveon Clowney as a free agent the moment he dropped out of school today

I wish!!!!

bf1
04-02-2013, 02:25 PM
He found his jock that he was juked out of multiple times?

BillsWin
04-02-2013, 03:33 PM
:lolabove: Look! It's SaBills19!


What?

mikemac2001
04-02-2013, 05:29 PM
he mentioned it again on twitter said...wait a couple more days...that was yesterday so we shall see

Mski
04-02-2013, 05:37 PM
3/21 - I have to tell my Buffalo fans something when I get back to Buffalo <S style="COLOR: rgb(102,181,210); TEXT-DECORATION: none">#</S>BillsMafia (https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BillsMafia&src=hash)

3/21 - Will know by the 3rd of April

3/21 - Thank you Lord for everything

3/22 - All I can do is smile because I see it coming and you don't.he's going to tweet his fruit ninja HD user name so he can school everyone with his ninja fingers on his new playbook/ipad

Jeff1220
04-02-2013, 06:23 PM
Maybe he knew about their interest in Kolb? Or Alan Branch?

BertSquirtgum
04-02-2013, 06:26 PM
Probably the signing of Kolb. Big ****ing deal Stephon.

Mr. Miyagi
04-02-2013, 09:45 PM
he mentioned it again on twitter said...wait a couple more days...that was yesterday so we shall see
We're all setting up to be disappointed.

JoeMama
04-02-2013, 09:55 PM
If we're going to get excited about cryptic tweets, I much rather prefer it come from a guy who's drunk 20 hours a day like Thurman. At least his tweets are interesting.

Beebe
04-03-2013, 12:50 AM
He got herpes from TOM BRADY and TOM is pregnant so TOM is out for the year.

Mr. Miyagi
04-03-2013, 09:42 AM
He got herpes from TOM BRADY and TOM is pregnant so TOM is out for the year.
So Gilmore is gay?

Beebe
04-03-2013, 09:47 AM
Tom is for taking it.

jamze132
04-03-2013, 12:10 PM
It's the 3rd.

PTI
04-03-2013, 01:11 PM
He is switching numbers! To #24

Maximilli
04-03-2013, 01:13 PM
Yea just saw WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I'm excited come on man

ServoBillieves
04-03-2013, 01:39 PM
If this seriously what he was pumped for it's... wow annoying.

jdaltroy5
04-03-2013, 01:44 PM
If this seriously what he was pumped for it's... wow annoying.
Annnnnnnddddd this is why I don't have twitter.

Novacane
04-03-2013, 01:52 PM
What a douche.

feldspar
04-03-2013, 02:22 PM
This thread smacks of accepting mediocrity and desperation.

Y'all should be ashamed...

ServoBillieves
04-03-2013, 02:51 PM
This thread smacks of accepting mediocrity and desperation.

Y'all should be ashamed...

Says the guy who daily posts on a Bills forum.

IlluminatusUIUC
04-03-2013, 03:14 PM
What a douche.

Bills fans should be excited because they get to buy his jersey all over again.

trapezeus
04-03-2013, 03:16 PM
wonder why he had to wait til the 3rd? mcgee was cut a while ago. wonder what the rules are that govern that.

IlluminatusUIUC
04-03-2013, 03:25 PM
wonder why he had to wait til the 3rd? mcgee was cut a while ago. wonder what the rules are that govern that.

I think they usually give the vets the first chance to take the number, so maybe someone else with more seniority tried to get it and Gilmore had to haggle.

Mr. Miyagi
04-03-2013, 04:08 PM
I told you about the let down.

Mr. Pink
04-03-2013, 04:30 PM
:rofl:

So we needed time to build up he was changing numbers?!?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Go away Gilmore.

BillsFever21
04-03-2013, 04:40 PM
This was some big announcement that he needed to try and build up over his twitter account? LOL. At least he got some attention for himself but that's about it. Who cares if he changed numbers...Except for those who bought his jersey last season.

feldspar
04-03-2013, 04:44 PM
Twitter, people...twitter.

Gilmore was just playing you guys, who probably deserve it if you thought some major announcement was forthcoming from a player on twitter. Did you think that a player was going to tell you who the Bills were going to draft so far in advance of the draft or something? That he knew a free agent signing two weeks in advance?

This is funny to me, except for the people that bought his jersey last year.

BillsFanInMass
04-03-2013, 05:02 PM
Damn a number change that's it.He was making it sound like something awesome was gonna happen. I Thought Kelly and Reed were coming back from retirement Andre not josh.Somebody go put a flaming bag of dog poop on his lawn please and don't forget to ring the bell. I'd do it but I live to far.

Fixxxer
04-03-2013, 05:10 PM
IIRC for any change of number the player has to pay for the unsold jersey production with the former number. So I assume for him, is big news.

Beebe's Kid
04-04-2013, 11:16 PM
IIRC for any change of number the player has to pay for the unsold jersey production with the former number. So I assume for him, is big news.
I need to rant a little bit, and this seems like a good topic to get a few tie-ins from. If you don't read long posts...you're not missing anything, because although, it is sure to be a good rant rife with errors, as I am in a ranting mood, and not an editing mood, and I am putting off writing an essay on American Decline...which Gilmore's "big announcement" seemed to correlate with. Sometimes they come full circle...sometimes they don't. It will get political and possibly a little critical for some. The best part about this country, and maybe the thing we look past the most is that I can say the things I say...if you don't like it...don't read it, but it won't get me thrown in jail. There are just so many people saying things. Like Harry Nilson said...everybody's talking at me, but I don't hear a word they're saying...that's is because they aren't saying it...their typing it.

It sure is for the guy that had the money to pay an exorbitant amount of money to pay for his professional jersey number, which he paid out of his multi-million dollar salary...this wasn't big news for anybody but the team store, and it was pimped by some guy that thought it was a big announcement to exclaim to the world that he has changed the numbers that somebody will get paid a pittance to sew on his professional jersey, of which they will sell at probably around the cost of 400% mark up, which was marked up by some clothing manufacturer, and dinged by the league for a few more percent. They will sell that to some poor sap that is going through a divorce because he drinks too much, who shows up 8 Sundays a year to pickle his liver with "the boys", and dutifully pay his $90.00 to sit and what a **** football team breaks his heart. He pickles away with $10 beers, about the size of the same **** beer that the local dive is slinging to college kids on buck draft night.

Oh...wait...they narrowly beat some 1-15 team in spectacular fashion!! Came back from 5 scores down to win the game and get the 10th pick in the draft!!! Hit the team store...I only spent $50 on beers!! I still have enough out of my paycheck to get a Gilmore jersey!

The new style?

Yeah the number #24,dude! Can't believed he picked off the rotting corpse of Jeff Hostetler to seal the deal!!!

Wait...Gilmore is #24 now?

Yeah!! I have his #27 too!! He's is awesome. Good to see a pick that actually worked out. Got his second pick of his career today. They didn't throw at him a lot, but the 1 time out of the 12 they did was one too many!

You have a new style #24, brah. Just get the nameplate changed...people talk about in the Zone all of the time.

I would but that is the Reebok jersey that they wore for one year before they switched up to the awesome Nike ones. Their like Under Armor or some **** now...I just hope they don't cut my hours back at work this week. They've been talking about that ****. They say that got some computer that can do the work, or maybe it was much cheaper and faster if they had the work done by people in China for a fraction of the cost. I don't know why we need to worry about them ****ers in China, but it is probably because those ****ing communists don't do **** but sit around and collect all of our jobs and not make **** for it. It is pretty savvy business acumen by the company, and you really got to hand it to them...but I won't have a job to come back next week if this merger goes through. I'll be on my way out and I think I have a few things lined up, but I'll have to take it easy for a little bit. I mean if Obama would do his job, it wouldn't be an issue an now he wants to take our guns, and since 'Merica won't have that ****, because we were founded on the right to own a fully automatic machine gun, capable of tearing human bodies into pieces, and bazookas and ****...Like Thomas Jefferson and ****.

Than'll be $135.00, sir.

Great, thanks.

Dude...I know a guy who can get those from China for like $25 a throw.

I know dude, but I don't believe in buying from China. Besides...it goes to a good cause. They give $0.50 cents to breast cancer research. I was reading on my iPad the other day that they haven't made advances in research concerning cancer in like 40 years. They neen all of the money they can get. The iPad. Apple is a good American company. I was reading some Fareed Zakaria, and he said that most people don't even know how they use the smiley face production model. Expensive R&D, cheap labor and delivery, and high profits on sales. It is brilliant.

That is good, dude. We just need to make our schools better because kids these days don't know ****. ****ing lazy teachers. You see they want to make $45,000? ****ing unions. We just cut $6B from the budget last year, and they get the summer off and ****. Besides, you see the test scores? The Chinese are kicking our ass in economic growth. We need to step it up to match them....their taking all of our jobs.

One thing they can't do is a flyover like that B-52 though. Need to do a little flexing of the stars and stripes, baby.

Kiss that **** good bye if you think that Obama is going to let that continue. He'd rather give that money to some poor ****er, who doesn't have job. ****ing government spending!! I heard that they might have to cut something out of the $1.2 Trillion we spend on killing men women and children in decimated parts of the world, and frisking each others balls to get onto airplanes, and into football games!! That is when one of the Muslim ****ers is going to get us. You need to be safe. I say cut the greedy teachers, and get somebody in there that will work for $24,000 and no benefits.

Yeah...let 'em use Obamacare, socialist ****ers!

Exactly. We have to catch the Chinese. I mean them ****ers are buying to country to prop up the military spending, and spend on insane give aways to MNC's that don't pay taxes. I heard if we stop our oil subsidies, gas prices will go through the roof...I know that they oil companies are doing what they can to keep it down, and they need those subsidies to be able to ring the bell on corporate profits every quarter. They are some sharp, white fellas running those things.

****in'A...you hear about that pipeline break in Arkansas? It wasn't in the NYT or anything. Wife's brother had some leftist site up on the computer. Exxon locked that **** down, brother. They even had a no fly zone over it. Those are some smart business men, let me tell you. What I wouldn't give to be one of them!!

Let's put in an order for some new jerseys from China...I'll get Freddie and you get C.J.

That's awesome...I remember going to the snow games in a Kenneth Davis, Thurman Thomas jersey combo. Doesn't seem like we have too many snow games any more. They were fun, but if this is global warming, give me some more!

Haha...it two years, we'll be wearing shorts in December!

[Crawls into some car that is financed to go to a financed house...doesn't look at the credit card bill on the table...don't look at it, and it will go away...click's on some Fox News, or maybe some CNN...let's be a little reasonable here...and watches a show where Wolf Blitzer asks some really good questions to somebody that gives a bunch of canned answers, and then gives them a hug as they leave the studio, and they see each other in a ritzy place that evening for party. There are some business men in from China, and they are having a very nice reception for them...they are here to meet with NFL about some jersey changes for next years model, and maybe to broker a trade deal. China will buy guns and fuel from us, and we'll buy everything else from them, and for the difference, we'll give them a bunch of T-Bills.]

A little rant and a little screen play. A little Bills and a little life. Don't care if anybody read it...I needed to say it.

Parzival
04-04-2013, 11:43 PM
I need to rant a little bit, and this seems like a good topic to get a few tie-ins from. If you don't read long posts...you're not missing anything, because although, it is sure to be a good rant rife with errors, as I am in a ranting mood, and not an editing mood, and I am putting off writing an essay on American Decline...which Gilmore's "big announcement" seemed to correlate with. Sometimes they come full circle...sometimes they don't. It will get political and possibly a little critical for some. The best part about this country, and maybe the thing we look past the most is that I can say the things I say...if you don't like it...don't read it, but it won't get me thrown in jail. There are just so many people saying things. Like Harry Nilson said...everybody's talking at me, but I don't hear a word they're saying...that's is because they aren't saying it...their typing it.

It sure is for the guy that had the money to pay an exorbitant amount of money to pay for his professional jersey number, which he paid out of his multi-million dollar salary...this wasn't big news for anybody but the team store, and it was pimped by some guy that thought it was a big announcement to exclaim to the world that he has changed the numbers that somebody will get paid a pittance to sew on his professional jersey, of which they will sell at probably around the cost of 400% mark up, which was marked up by some clothing manufacturer, and dinged by the league for a few more percent. They will sell that to some poor sap that is going through a divorce because he drinks too much, who shows up 8 Sundays a year to pickle his liver with "the boys", and dutifully pay his $90.00 to sit and what a **** football team breaks his heart. He pickles away with $10 beers, about the size of the same **** beer that the local dive is slinging to college kids on buck draft night.

Oh...wait...they narrowly beat some 1-15 team in spectacular fashion!! Came back from 5 scores down to win the game and get the 10th pick in the draft!!! Hit the team store...I only spent $50 on beers!! I still have enough out of my paycheck to get a Gilmore jersey!

The new style?

Yeah the number #24,dude! Can't believed he picked off the rotting corpse of Jeff Hostetler to seal the deal!!!

Wait...Gilmore is #24 now?

Yeah!! I have his #27 too!! He's is awesome. Good to see a pick that actually worked out. Got his second pick of his career today. They didn't throw at him a lot, but the 1 time out of the 12 they did was one too many!

You have a new style #24, brah. Just get the nameplate changed...people talk about in the Zone all of the time.

I would but that is the Reebok jersey that they wore for one year before they switched up to the awesome Nike ones. Their like Under Armor or some **** now...I just hope they don't cut my hours back at work this week. They've been talking about that ****. They say that got some computer that can do the work, or maybe it was much cheaper and faster if they had the work done by people in China for a fraction of the cost. I don't know why we need to worry about them ****ers in China, but it is probably because those ****ing communists don't do **** but sit around and collect all of our jobs and not make **** for it. It is pretty savvy business acumen by the company, and you really got to hand it to them...but I won't have a job to come back next week if this merger goes through. I'll be on my way out and I think I have a few things lined up, but I'll have to take it easy for a little bit. I mean if Obama would do his job, it wouldn't be an issue an now he wants to take our guns, and since 'Merica won't have that ****, because we were founded on the right to own a fully automatic machine gun, capable of tearing human bodies into pieces, and bazookas and ****...Like Thomas Jefferson and ****.

Than'll be $135.00, sir.

Great, thanks.

Dude...I know a guy who can get those from China for like $25 a throw.

I know dude, but I don't believe in buying from China. Besides...it goes to a good cause. They give $0.50 cents to breast cancer research. I was reading on my iPad the other day that they haven't made advances in research concerning cancer in like 40 years. They neen all of the money they can get. The iPad. Apple is a good American company. I was reading some Fareed Zakaria, and he said that most people don't even know how they use the smiley face production model. Expensive R&D, cheap labor and delivery, and high profits on sales. It is brilliant.

That is good, dude. We just need to make our schools better because kids these days don't know ****. ****ing lazy teachers. You see they want to make $45,000? ****ing unions. We just cut $6B from the budget last year, and they get the summer off and ****. Besides, you see the test scores? The Chinese are kicking our ass in economic growth. We need to step it up to match them....their taking all of our jobs.

One thing they can't do is a flyover like that B-52 though. Need to do a little flexing of the stars and stripes, baby.

Kiss that **** good bye if you think that Obama is going to let that continue. He'd rather give that money to some poor ****er, who doesn't have job. ****ing government spending!! I heard that they might have to cut something out of the $1.2 Trillion we spend on killing men women and children in decimated parts of the world, and frisking each others balls to get onto airplanes, and into football games!! That is when one of the Muslim ****ers is going to get us. You need to be safe. I say cut the greedy teachers, and get somebody in there that will work for $24,000 and no benefits.

Yeah...let 'em use Obamacare, socialist ****ers!

Exactly. We have to catch the Chinese. I mean them ****ers are buying to country to prop up the military spending, and spend on insane give aways to MNC's that don't pay taxes. I heard if we stop our oil subsidies, gas prices will go through the roof...I know that they oil companies are doing what they can to keep it down, and they need those subsidies to be able to ring the bell on corporate profits every quarter. They are some sharp, white fellas running those things.

****in'A...you hear about that pipeline break in Arkansas? It wasn't in the NYT or anything. Wife's brother had some leftist site up on the computer. Exxon locked that **** down, brother. They even had a no fly zone over it. Those are some smart business men, let me tell you. What I wouldn't give to be one of them!!

Let's put in an order for some new jerseys from China...I'll get Freddie and you get C.J.

That's awesome...I remember going to the snow games in a Kenneth Davis, Thurman Thomas jersey combo. Doesn't seem like we have too many snow games any more. They were fun, but if this is global warming, give me some more!

Haha...it two years, we'll be wearing shorts in December!

[Crawls into some car that is financed to go to a financed house...doesn't look at the credit card bill on the table...don't look at it, and it will go away...click's on some Fox News, or maybe some CNN...let's be a little reasonable here...and watches a show where Wolf Blitzer asks some really good questions to somebody that gives a bunch of canned answers, and then gives them a hug as they leave the studio, and they see each other in a ritzy place that evening for party. There are some business men in from China, and they are having a very nice reception for them...they are here to meet with NFL about some jersey changes for next years model, and maybe to broker a trade deal. China will buy guns and fuel from us, and we'll buy everything else from them, and for the difference, we'll give them a bunch of T-Bills.]

A little rant and a little screen play. A little Bills and a little life. Don't care if anybody read it...I needed to say it.

literally no one is going to read this.

The King
04-05-2013, 07:06 AM
literally no one is going to read this.
I made it halfway.

Zero
04-05-2013, 08:16 AM
literally no one is going to read this.

Regrettably, I read it..

I was bored..

I'd like the poster to please refund me the time lost from my life...

malvado78
04-05-2013, 08:33 AM
literally no one is going to read this.
I tried.

I made it halfway.
Me too.

trapezeus
04-05-2013, 11:26 AM
it nicely closes out the thread.

PTI
04-05-2013, 11:30 AM
wonder why he had to wait til the 3rd? mcgee was cut a while ago. wonder what the rules are that govern that.

I think he has to pay money or get some type of sign off from the player's association or something, there are a lot of already printed jerseys out there with his name and number and them.

Mski
04-05-2013, 03:06 PM
I made it halfway.
i got a little past that... maybe 2/3rds

bf1
04-05-2013, 03:35 PM
He probably changed numbers so other teams won't know he's the guy that got burnt so many times last season.