The King
04-10-2013, 08:50 AM
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</header>Consider this a bit of satire, with a hint of truth behind it. And this entire article is based on me judging if other men are pretty… so there’s that too.
With all this talk of Barkley, I get a bit uneasy. First off these SoCal QB’s haven’t exactly been ripping it up in the NFL lately, secondly it seems the prettier they are the harder they fall (I’m not talking to you Rob Johnson, you just thought you were pretty).
I think when it comes to good looking QB’s there’s a lack of work ethic, these guys are used to everything coming easy, so when the talent level jumps in the NFL they don’t have the drive to get better, they still get the endorsement deals, make millions and get women. I want my QB studying film not posing for GQ with a bunch of goats.
I want the grunts… I want the Aaron Rodgers over the Alex Smith’s, I want the Matt Schaub’s over the JP Losman’s, I want the Jay Cutler’s over the Matt Leinhart’s…
Let’s take a look at the recent draft history.
2012 we had two clear cut top flight QB’s Andrew Luck (1) and RGIII (2). Both look like extras from the Lord of the Rings. Then you can throw in my mom cuts my hair Wilson (75).
2011 we had a boat load of “starting caliber” QB’s drafted. It was the uglies who turned out to be the winners. Locker (8), Gabbert (10) and Ponder (12) were over-run by the read headed step-child Dalton(35), and the tattooed wonder Kaepernick (36).
2010 most of the QB’s sucked, but the pretty boys sucked the loudest… Tebow (25)and Clausen (48)
2009 Josh Freeman (17) easily outshines Mark Sanchez (5)
2008 two franchise QB’s we’re taken… snaggle tooth Matty Ice (3) and Monsta-brau Joe Flacco (18), neither are breaking any hearts outside of the hash marks.
So let’s look across the league and see how the leading men are leading their teams…
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/static/img/getty/headshot/P/A/L/PAL249055.jpg AZ – Carson Palmer – Palmer is go-to QB when you try to oppose the USC QB’s suck mantra. But let’s face it, he’s almost ugly enough to shake the USC curse. But he’s a USC guy and never lived up to expectations, now playing for his third franchise.
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/static/img/getty/headshot/K/A/E/KAE371576.jpg SF – Colin Kaepernick – This guy looks like a cross between a tattooed rabbit and a goat. He’s undoubtably awesome at football.
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/static/img/getty/headshot/W/I/L/WIL777781.jpg SEA – Russell Wilson – Wilson should be required to obey the Peyton Manning rule… a helmet must be worn at all times. Wilson has the type of hairstyle every 3rd grader has… after they acquire lice.
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/static/img/getty/headshot/B/R/A/BRA101548.jpg STL – Sam Bradford – I’m not sure how to come at this one. Bradford kind of looks like that second cousin you barely know… who may or may not be ******ed.
Read more.... (http://www.billszone.com/?p=1037)
</header>Consider this a bit of satire, with a hint of truth behind it. And this entire article is based on me judging if other men are pretty… so there’s that too.
With all this talk of Barkley, I get a bit uneasy. First off these SoCal QB’s haven’t exactly been ripping it up in the NFL lately, secondly it seems the prettier they are the harder they fall (I’m not talking to you Rob Johnson, you just thought you were pretty).
I think when it comes to good looking QB’s there’s a lack of work ethic, these guys are used to everything coming easy, so when the talent level jumps in the NFL they don’t have the drive to get better, they still get the endorsement deals, make millions and get women. I want my QB studying film not posing for GQ with a bunch of goats.
I want the grunts… I want the Aaron Rodgers over the Alex Smith’s, I want the Matt Schaub’s over the JP Losman’s, I want the Jay Cutler’s over the Matt Leinhart’s…
Let’s take a look at the recent draft history.
2012 we had two clear cut top flight QB’s Andrew Luck (1) and RGIII (2). Both look like extras from the Lord of the Rings. Then you can throw in my mom cuts my hair Wilson (75).
2011 we had a boat load of “starting caliber” QB’s drafted. It was the uglies who turned out to be the winners. Locker (8), Gabbert (10) and Ponder (12) were over-run by the read headed step-child Dalton(35), and the tattooed wonder Kaepernick (36).
2010 most of the QB’s sucked, but the pretty boys sucked the loudest… Tebow (25)and Clausen (48)
2009 Josh Freeman (17) easily outshines Mark Sanchez (5)
2008 two franchise QB’s we’re taken… snaggle tooth Matty Ice (3) and Monsta-brau Joe Flacco (18), neither are breaking any hearts outside of the hash marks.
So let’s look across the league and see how the leading men are leading their teams…
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/static/img/getty/headshot/P/A/L/PAL249055.jpg AZ – Carson Palmer – Palmer is go-to QB when you try to oppose the USC QB’s suck mantra. But let’s face it, he’s almost ugly enough to shake the USC curse. But he’s a USC guy and never lived up to expectations, now playing for his third franchise.
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/static/img/getty/headshot/K/A/E/KAE371576.jpg SF – Colin Kaepernick – This guy looks like a cross between a tattooed rabbit and a goat. He’s undoubtably awesome at football.
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/static/img/getty/headshot/W/I/L/WIL777781.jpg SEA – Russell Wilson – Wilson should be required to obey the Peyton Manning rule… a helmet must be worn at all times. Wilson has the type of hairstyle every 3rd grader has… after they acquire lice.
http://static.nfl.com/static/content/public/static/img/getty/headshot/B/R/A/BRA101548.jpg STL – Sam Bradford – I’m not sure how to come at this one. Bradford kind of looks like that second cousin you barely know… who may or may not be ******ed.
Read more.... (http://www.billszone.com/?p=1037)