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Click over to the draft grades for the 7th round, this guy's comments on the picks he doesn't know are slaying me
Chiefs select: Mike Catapano, DE, Princeton
Known as the Big Cat to his college teammates, Catapano is a project choice for the Chiefs. The good news is that if he stumbles backwards into a sack at any point he'll have basically out-produced former first rounder Glenn Dorsey from a pass rushing standpoint.
Raiders select: Brice Butler, WR, San Diego StateA raw size/speed player going to Oakland, just after a DT with former legal trouble? Are we sure Al Davis is actually dead?
Chargers select: Brad Sorensen, QB, Southern UtahSorenson has the size and arm to succeed as a classic pocket passer, but has all manner of trouble once he's pressured. Philip Rivers utters a wry laugh as he surveys the Chargers' wheels-off OL and says, "Good luck, kid."
Browns select: Garrett Gilkey, OT, Chadron StateJealous of rival Bengals' fans' "Who dat try to beat those Bengals" chants, the Browns grab a TE who just makes everyone say, "Who dat?"
Known as the Big Cat to his college teammates, Catapano is a project choice for the Chiefs. The good news is that if he stumbles backwards into a sack at any point he'll have basically out-produced former first rounder Glenn Dorsey from a pass rushing standpoint.
Raiders select: Brice Butler, WR, San Diego StateA raw size/speed player going to Oakland, just after a DT with former legal trouble? Are we sure Al Davis is actually dead?
Chargers select: Brad Sorensen, QB, Southern UtahSorenson has the size and arm to succeed as a classic pocket passer, but has all manner of trouble once he's pressured. Philip Rivers utters a wry laugh as he surveys the Chargers' wheels-off OL and says, "Good luck, kid."
Browns select: Garrett Gilkey, OT, Chadron StateJealous of rival Bengals' fans' "Who dat try to beat those Bengals" chants, the Browns grab a TE who just makes everyone say, "Who dat?"
| Bears select: Marquess Wilson, WR, Washington StateWilson is a thinly built but tall and athletic wideout whose best attribute may be his jump ball ability in the red zone. His name also indicates that he's the wife of a marquis, or French nobleman -- not sure if his parents were aware of that when they picked it out. 49ers select: B.J. Daniels, QB, South FloridaA name not highly regarded by scouts, Daniels caught coach Jim Harbaugh's eye when he did that thing in that one game against that team. Remember? Falcons select: Kemal Ishmael, SS, UCFDue to a clerical error in the maternity ward, Kallme Ishmael got transcribed as Kemal and a stirring tribute to Herman Melville was lost. Rather than pursuing an English degree, Ishmael focused his efforts on becoming a rangy and athletic safety. Dolphins select: Don Jones, SS, Arkansas StateSeven plus hours into Day Three of the draft, one thing you hope for is guys who make you type as little as possible. So thanks to the pithily-named Don Jones. Giants select: Michael Cox, RB, MassachusettsLet's be honest -- at this point we're all focused on the drama of Mr. Irrelevant at #254. |
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