"Officer Williams"

[TigerJ]

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/story/22289371/2013/05/18/mario-williams-is-now-licensed-peace-officer-in-texas

I didn't see this posted elsewhere, but Mario Williams is planning on a possible post football career in law enforcement. I almost think it merits a new nick name for Mario. You don't mess with the Sherriff!

[Skooby]

Re: "Officer Williams"

Like Shaq did in Steel.

[BertSquirtgum]

Re: "Officer Williams"

Probably shouldn't be a peace officer when you're all hopped up on supposed pain pills.

[Meathead]

Re: "Officer Williams"

now if he climbs out on a ledge he can arrest himself

[DraftBoy]

Re: "Officer Williams"

He's done a lot in the past to help out the PD in Houston. Donated ten new specialized vehicles over last three years.

[BertSquirtgum]

Re: "Officer Williams"

He should donate some to Buffalo. They have paid him a lot more than Houston.

[swiper]

Re: "Officer Williams"

Buying his way into a job?

[ublinkwescore]

Re: "Officer Williams"

I used a swim move to get past the first peep then sacked his boss.

[kishoph]

Re: "Officer Williams"

Probably shouldn't be a peace officer when you're all hopped up on supposed pain pills.

I doubt that he has any kind of pill problem, threatening to take 2-3 Hydrocodones is something that a person with any experience taking the pills wouldn't think that anyone would take seriously, that's a threat from someone that has maybe taken one or two at times before.