Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

[OpIv37]

... He wants 6 Browns players to be pall bearers at his funeral so the Browns can let him down one last time.

http://www.trendingbuffalo.com/life/digital-finds/dead-browns-fan-makes-unusual-request/

I literally laughed out loud when I read that.

[Night Train]

Earnest Byner has to show.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Tim Couch

[The King]

I suggested that for Bills fans we have our headstones torn down and rebuilt every 3 years,

[Mr. Miyagi]

I don't think I'd want that though. Why would I want to be let down one more time?

Kelly, Bledsoe, McKelvin, Edwards, Fitzpatrick, Rob Johnson. Those are probably my 6 players who gave us the biggest let down in recent history.

[IlluminatusUIUC]

Trent Edwards would just check my body down into a shallower grave.

[Meathead]

if they dumped his body in the Cuyahoga river it would be both a burial at sea and a cremation

[OpIv37]

if they dumped his body in the Cuyahoga river it would be both a burial at sea and a cremation
And a chemical dissolution like they do to get rid of bodies on Breaking Bad.

[Night Train]

I don't think I'd want that though. Why would I want to be let down one more time?

Kelly, Bledsoe, McKelvin, Edwards, Fitzpatrick, Rob Johnson. Those are probably my 6 players who gave us the biggest let down in recent history.
Ronnie Harmon and Scott Norwood say hi.

[Skooby]

I'd rather have Norwood kick me in the head one more time.

[Mr. Miyagi]

Ronnie Harmon and Scott Norwood say hi.
Good call. Replace Kelly with Norwood.

[jimmifli]

That joke is so old Brandon Weedon used to tell it in high school.