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  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 101232
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    Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

    ... He wants 6 Browns players to be pall bearers at his funeral so the Browns can let him down one last time.

    Dead Browns Fan Makes Unusual Request – Trending Buffalo
    http://www.trendingbuffalo.com/life/digital-finds/dead-browns-fan-makes-unusual-request/


    I literally laughed out loud when I read that.
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  • Night Train
    Retired - On Several Levels
    • Jul 2005
    • 33117
    #2
    Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

    Earnest Byner has to show.
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    • Mr. Miyagi
      Lecter's Little *****

      • Sep 2002
      • 53616
      #3
      Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

      Tim Couch

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380
        #4
        Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

        I suggested that for Bills fans we have our headstones torn down and rebuilt every 3 years,
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all         true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can         mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • Mr. Miyagi
          Lecter's Little *****

          • Sep 2002
          • 53616
          #5
          Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

          I don't think I'd want that though. Why would I want to be let down one more time?

          Kelly, Bledsoe, McKelvin, Edwards, Fitzpatrick, Rob Johnson. Those are probably my 6 players who gave us the biggest let down in recent history.

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          • IlluminatusUIUC
            Registered User
            • Sep 2012
            • 8966
            #6
            Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

            Trent Edwards would just check my body down into a shallower grave.


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            • Meathead
              Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
              • Jul 2002
              • 21349
              #7
              Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

              if they dumped his body in the Cuyahoga river it would be both a burial at sea and a cremation
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              • OpIv37
                Acid Douching Asswipe
                • Sep 2002
                • 101232
                #8
                Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

                Originally posted by Meathead View Post
                if they dumped his body in the Cuyahoga river it would be both a burial at sea and a cremation
                And a chemical dissolution like they do to get rid of bodies on Breaking Bad.
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                • Night Train
                  Retired - On Several Levels
                  • Jul 2005
                  • 33117
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                  Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

                  Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi View Post
                  I don't think I'd want that though. Why would I want to be let down one more time?

                  Kelly, Bledsoe, McKelvin, Edwards, Fitzpatrick, Rob Johnson. Those are probably my 6 players who gave us the biggest let down in recent history.
                  Ronnie Harmon and Scott Norwood say hi.
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                  • MitchMurrayDowntown
                    Skoobasaurus-Rex
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 22284
                    #10
                    Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

                    I'd rather have Norwood kick me in the head one more time.

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                    • Mr. Miyagi
                      Lecter's Little *****

                      • Sep 2002
                      • 53616
                      #11
                      Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

                      Originally posted by Night Train View Post
                      Ronnie Harmon and Scott Norwood say hi.
                      Good call. Replace Kelly with Norwood.

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                      • jimmifli
                        Registered User
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 7827
                        #12
                        Re: Dead Browns fan makes a final request that we can all relate to...

                        That joke is so old Brandon Weedon used to tell it in high school.
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