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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    7/29 Camp Updates

    Mario Williams is MIA at camp today.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • MikeInRoch
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 10446

    #2
    Re: No Mario

    Don't care. Yet.
    "'Clean up your room.', 'Stand up straight.', 'Pick up your feet.', 'Take it like a man.', 'Be nice to your sister.', 'Don't mix beer and wine, ever.'. Oh yeah, 'Don't drive on the railroad track.'"

    "Eh, Phil. That's one I happen to agree with."

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    • mayotm
      Registered User
      • Jul 2003
      • 2333

      #3
      Re: No Mario

      This will be a fun thread to watch. It will be full of speculation before anybody has any information.

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380

        #4
        Re: No Mario

        Chris Brown is saying they won't have anything until Marrone speaks. I hope they told him stay home until you can contribute.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all
        true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
        mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • ServoBillieves
          The Voice of Reason
          • Jul 2007
          • 6106

          #5
          Re: No Mario

          I'd rather a healthy Mario going in to the season then some random injury to pop up halfway through the season. mayotm with the nail on the head.
          Bye Bye Brady...

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          • Uncle Jesse
            Registered User
            • Sep 2004
            • 1396

            #6
            Re: No Mario

            He's a veteran of the league...I'm assuming he is just getting out of a chunk of camp with a minor "injury".

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            • Bill Cody
              Registered User
              • Sep 2004
              • 11905

              #7
              Re: No Mario

              pretty sure he's not MIA just not there

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              • OpIv37
                Acid Douching Asswipe
                • Sep 2002
                • 101255

                #8
                Re: No Mario

                Really wish he was there learning the new D, even if he can't/won't physically practice.
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                • Bill Cody
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 11905

                  #9
                  Re: No Mario

                  Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                  Really wish he was there learning the new D, even if he can't/won't physically practice.
                  He is they gave him a memo "at the snap, kill the guy that says hut hut"

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                  • MitchMurrayDowntown
                    Skoobasaurus-Rex
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 22284

                    #10
                    Re: No Mario

                    Bruce Smith had hammy issues during every camp, it's just that he didn't mail in the first half of most seasons.

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                    • The King
                      Without me it's just Awe so
                      • Jun 2004
                      • 42380

                      #11
                      Re: 7/29 Camp Updates

                      EJ taking first team snaps as well.
                      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                      It was all
                      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
                      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                      • jills
                        Registered User
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 357

                        #12
                        Re: 7/29 Camp Updates

                        Originally posted by The King View Post
                        Mario Williams is MIA at camp today.
                        And the excuses start for this year...

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                        • T-Long
                          Circling the Wagons since 1982.
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 3848

                          #13
                          Re: 7/29 Camp Updates

                          did he start with the ones like Kolb did last night?

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                          • Pinkerton Security
                            Pinkerton's son
                            • Feb 2006
                            • 6003

                            #14
                            Re: 7/29 Camp Updates

                            Originally posted by The King View Post
                            EJ taking first team snaps as well.
                            Like this. He obviously needs time to learn on the job but I dont wanna see him thrown to the wolves either

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                            • Goobylal
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 19368

                              #15
                              Re: 7/29 Camp Updates

                              Rather heist out some camp days than miss the season with turf toe.

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