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  • Skooby
    Skoobasaurus-Rex
    • Oct 2011
    • 22284

    Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

    http://aggbot.com/Arizona-Cardinals-...ticle/17506378 This is last season, he fell down early in camp. Some people aren't cut out for the NFL.
  • ServoBillieves
    The Voice of Reason
    • Jul 2007
    • 6106

    #2
    Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

    In his defense, statistically if you're unsure about a slip you're more likely to get injured or pull something minorly (which is what it sounds like happened).

    In Kolb's case though, he's seriously just injury prone, and this is one of the more hysterically tragic ways to do it.
    Bye Bye Brady...

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    • MitchMurrayDowntown
      Skoobasaurus-Rex
      • Oct 2011
      • 22284

      #3
      Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

      Originally posted by ServoBillieves View Post
      In his defense, statistically if you're unsure about a slip you're more likely to get injured or pull something minorly (which is what it sounds like happened).

      In Kolb's case though, he's seriously just injury prone, and this is one of the more hysterically tragic ways to do it.
      How is going to call his friends to say I went to play football / slipped on a mat & got hurt ? We plan on fielding this guy to start ? Kolb gives us the best chance to win ?? LOL. He gives us the best chance at our first guy on IR, that's about all. We better bring another back-up QB in as well.

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      • Meathead
        Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
        • Jul 2002
        • 21349

        #4
        Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

        Originally posted by ServoBillieves View Post
        this is one of the more hysterically tragic ways to do it.
        Probowl Punter out with self-inflicted wound, perhaps for the season

        When rookie coach Jack Del Rio placed a stump of oak and an ax in the Jacksonville Jaguars locker room a few weeks ago as a motivational technique, symbolic of his theme to "keep choppin' wood," it was viewed as a sophomoric technique by some veterans. Now the move is likely to be regarded as a huge mistake.

        The Jaguars on Thursday lost Pro Bowl punter Chris Hanson for an undetermined amount of time -- ESPN.com has learned that he will be sidelined 4-6 weeks and could well miss the balance of the season -- when the fourth-year veteran was accidentally gashed on his right (non-kicking foot) while wielding the ax.

        Hanson, 26, was taken to a local hospital for what Del Rio before practice termed "a gash of some sort." As it turned out, the injury was severe enough to require surgery. It is not known how long the surgery lasted or what steps were taken to close the gash.

        "Chris said that everyone else had been taking a swing with the ax, chopping the wood, and he finally decided to do it, too," Rosenhaus said. "Unfortunately, the ax either went through the wood, or bounced off it, and went into Chris' foot. Chris told me it is a pretty significant injury."

        When rookie coach Jack Del Rio placed a stump of oak and an ax in the Jacksonville Jaguars locker room a few weeks ago as a motivational technique -- symbolic of his theme to "keep choppin' wood" -- it was viewed as a sophomoric technique by some veterans.


        cant beat the king
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        • MitchMurrayDowntown
          Skoobasaurus-Rex
          • Oct 2011
          • 22284

          #5
          Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

          Originally posted by Meathead View Post
          Probowl Punter out with self-inflicted wound, perhaps for the season

          When rookie coach Jack Del Rio placed a stump of oak and an ax in the Jacksonville Jaguars locker room a few weeks ago as a motivational technique, symbolic of his theme to "keep choppin' wood," it was viewed as a sophomoric technique by some veterans. Now the move is likely to be regarded as a huge mistake.

          The Jaguars on Thursday lost Pro Bowl punter Chris Hanson for an undetermined amount of time -- ESPN.com has learned that he will be sidelined 4-6 weeks and could well miss the balance of the season -- when the fourth-year veteran was accidentally gashed on his right (non-kicking foot) while wielding the ax.

          Hanson, 26, was taken to a local hospital for what Del Rio before practice termed "a gash of some sort." As it turned out, the injury was severe enough to require surgery. It is not known how long the surgery lasted or what steps were taken to close the gash.

          "Chris said that everyone else had been taking a swing with the ax, chopping the wood, and he finally decided to do it, too," Rosenhaus said. "Unfortunately, the ax either went through the wood, or bounced off it, and went into Chris' foot. Chris told me it is a pretty significant injury."

          When rookie coach Jack Del Rio placed a stump of oak and an ax in the Jacksonville Jaguars locker room a few weeks ago as a motivational technique -- symbolic of his theme to "keep choppin' wood" -- it was viewed as a sophomoric technique by some veterans.


          cant beat the king
          LOL, Wow.

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          • Mace
            Haha...yeah you think so ?
            • Mar 2013
            • 20315

            #6
            Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

            Originally posted by Meathead View Post
            Probowl Punter out with self-inflicted wound, perhaps for the season

            When rookie coach Jack Del Rio placed a stump of oak and an ax in the Jacksonville Jaguars locker room a few weeks ago as a motivational technique, symbolic of his theme to "keep choppin' wood," it was viewed as a sophomoric technique by some veterans. Now the move is likely to be regarded as a huge mistake.

            The Jaguars on Thursday lost Pro Bowl punter Chris Hanson for an undetermined amount of time -- ESPN.com has learned that he will be sidelined 4-6 weeks and could well miss the balance of the season -- when the fourth-year veteran was accidentally gashed on his right (non-kicking foot) while wielding the ax.

            Hanson, 26, was taken to a local hospital for what Del Rio before practice termed "a gash of some sort." As it turned out, the injury was severe enough to require surgery. It is not known how long the surgery lasted or what steps were taken to close the gash.

            "Chris said that everyone else had been taking a swing with the ax, chopping the wood, and he finally decided to do it, too," Rosenhaus said. "Unfortunately, the ax either went through the wood, or bounced off it, and went into Chris' foot. Chris told me it is a pretty significant injury."

            When rookie coach Jack Del Rio placed a stump of oak and an ax in the Jacksonville Jaguars locker room a few weeks ago as a motivational technique -- symbolic of his theme to "keep choppin' wood" -- it was viewed as a sophomoric technique by some veterans.


            cant beat the king
            I'd have loved to see the look on Del Rio's face though, and at the comp hearings.

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            • ServoBillieves
              The Voice of Reason
              • Jul 2007
              • 6106

              #7
              Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

              Originally posted by Meathead View Post
              Probowl Punter out with self-inflicted wound, perhaps for the season

              When rookie coach Jack Del Rio placed a stump of oak and an ax in the Jacksonville Jaguars locker room a few weeks ago as a motivational technique, symbolic of his theme to "keep choppin' wood," it was viewed as a sophomoric technique by some veterans. Now the move is likely to be regarded as a huge mistake.

              The Jaguars on Thursday lost Pro Bowl punter Chris Hanson for an undetermined amount of time -- ESPN.com has learned that he will be sidelined 4-6 weeks and could well miss the balance of the season -- when the fourth-year veteran was accidentally gashed on his right (non-kicking foot) while wielding the ax.

              Hanson, 26, was taken to a local hospital for what Del Rio before practice termed "a gash of some sort." As it turned out, the injury was severe enough to require surgery. It is not known how long the surgery lasted or what steps were taken to close the gash.

              "Chris said that everyone else had been taking a swing with the ax, chopping the wood, and he finally decided to do it, too," Rosenhaus said. "Unfortunately, the ax either went through the wood, or bounced off it, and went into Chris' foot. Chris told me it is a pretty significant injury."

              When rookie coach Jack Del Rio placed a stump of oak and an ax in the Jacksonville Jaguars locker room a few weeks ago as a motivational technique -- symbolic of his theme to "keep choppin' wood" -- it was viewed as a sophomoric technique by some veterans.


              cant beat the king
              ... Damn... Just Damn on that one...
              Bye Bye Brady...

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              • Jaydog57
                Pretty cool for a Fin Fan.
                • Oct 2002
                • 4304

                #8
                Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

                I remember when that happened to the Jags kicker. Most of the locals here are Jags fans and they pretty much all face-palmed in unison after that one.
                "There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that." - Mark Twain

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                • Meathead
                  Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 21349

                  #9
                  Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

                  little known fact: it was due to that injury that he left the nfl to start his career as the host of 'to catch a predator'
                  One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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                  • BertSquirtgum
                    Legendary Zoner
                    • May 2009
                    • 13379

                    #10
                    Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

                    Skooby is made of a steaming manure pile.

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                    • MitchMurrayDowntown
                      Skoobasaurus-Rex
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 22284

                      #11
                      Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

                      No bananas allowed near the field.

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                      • Homegrown
                        Havin' a ball ... rollin' to the bottom
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 2774

                        #12
                        Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

                        sounds like a line from a Blondie song ....

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                        • MitchMurrayDowntown
                          Skoobasaurus-Rex
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 22284

                          #13
                          Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

                          Originally posted by MitchMurrayDowntown View Post
                          http://aggbot.com/Arizona-Cardinals-...ticle/17506378 This is last season, he fell down early in camp. Some people aren't cut out for the NFL.
                          This camp as well, no surprises here.

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                          • DynaPaul
                            Registered User
                            • Sep 2003
                            • 7540

                            #14
                            Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

                            punchout_glassjoeabime.jpg

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                            • MitchMurrayDowntown
                              Skoobasaurus-Rex
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 22284

                              #15
                              Re: Kolb's made of glass - Been hurt early in camp before

                              Originally posted by HurkeyNuts View Post
                              Skooby is made of a steaming manure pile.
                              It's time to admit that you're the steaming pile, man up & admit you tea-bagged a piece of glass.
                              Last edited by Skooby; 08-25-2013, 09:55 PM.

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