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  • Dozerdog
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    Administrator Emeritus
    • Jul 2002
    • 42586

    Kevin Kolb sighting!

    BUFFALO, NY—Speculating that he must think he’s “real goddamn funny,” observers at Overtime Sports Bar & Grill confirmed Monday that a man is walking around wearing a Kevin Kolb jersey like some kind of smart-ass. “Looks like we’ve got a grade-A wise guy on our hands,” said Joe Phillabaum, 32, adding that the “fucking…




  • Meathead
    Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
    • Jul 2002
    • 21349

    #2
    Re: Kevin Kolb sighting!

    id kick his ass just for wearing the headband
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    • The King
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      • Jun 2004
      • 42380

      #3
      Re: Kevin Kolb sighting!

      I think the joke is lost by wearing a uniform from before the player was even on the team.
      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
      It was all
      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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      • imbondz
        Democrats are people too
        • Jan 2003
        • 26041

        #4
        Re: Kevin Kolb sighting!

        That's funny.
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        • ublinkwescore
          Sab and TD are insignificant
          • Sep 2002
          • 24178

          #5
          Re: Kevin Kolb sighting!

          Or he got an older jersey customized...
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          • Mr. Miyagi
            Lecter's Little *****

            • Sep 2002
            • 53616

            #6
            Re: Kevin Kolb sighting!

            Originally posted by The King View Post
            I think the joke is lost by wearing a uniform from before the player was even on the team.
            I think it's funny.

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            • PromoTheRobot
              Registered User
              • Sep 2003
              • 2311

              #7
              Re: Kevin Kolb sighting!

              Believe it or not I actually saw a dude wearing a Kolb Eagles jersey this weekend down in Maryland.

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              • IlluminatusUIUC
                Registered User
                • Sep 2012
                • 8966

                #8
                Re: Kevin Kolb sighting!

                Originally posted by The King View Post
                I think the joke is lost by wearing a uniform from before the player was even on the team.
                I think that makes the joke even funnier personally.


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                • G Wolly
                  Registered User
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 9387

                  #9
                  Re: Kevin Kolb sighting!

                  The bigger joke is that there would be more than 2 people at Overtime Sports Bar.


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                  • Meathead
                    Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 21349

                    #10
                    Re: Kevin Kolb sighting!

                    Originally posted by PromoTheRobot View Post
                    Believe it or not I actually saw a dude wearing a Kolb Eagles jersey this weekend down in Maryland.
                    at least thats when most everybody thought he was wasting on the philly bench. hahahahahaaaaa yeah howd that work out

                    ah you never know, looks like hes gonna have to get the start against the cheaters, the light could go on and he might finally reach that potential. but frankly i doubt it. he hasnt helped his cause much in preseason and doesnt have a body of work that inspires anything other than stark mediocrity. but hey it could happen and then everybody will want one of those klobb machines lol
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