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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    EJ Manuel just tweeted me

    EJ Manuel@EJManuel37m
    @MBBedard: Official BillsMafia EJ looking sharp in #Madden25@EJManuel3https://vine.co/v/hedZiIQz03a ” lol niiice
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 101313

    #2
    Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

    Twitter still sucks
    MiKiDo Facebook
    MiKiDo Website

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    • Dr. Lecter
      Zero for Zero!
      • Mar 2003
      • 67946

      #3
      Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

      Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
      Twitter still sucks
      Don't be upset. Just because ND's current quarterback would fumble a tweet does not mean it sucks.
      Originally posted by mysticsoto
      Lecter is right in everything he said.

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      • feldspar
        Registered User
        • Mar 2007
        • 13620

        #4
        Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

        This here is something that is equally as exciting...I am posting in your thread.

        You can't beat that with a stick.

        I may make a phone call later to some lucky SOB.

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        • Bangarang
          Registered User
          • Sep 2010
          • 1686

          #5
          Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

          Did your pants get tighter when you realized he tweeted you?

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          • The King
            Without me it's just Awe so
            • Jun 2004
            • 42380

            #6
            Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

            Originally posted by Bangarang View Post
            Did your pants get tighter when you realized he tweeted you?
            I woke my wife up to tell her :)
            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
            It was all
            true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
            mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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            • TacklingDummy
              Unreachable Douche
              • Jul 2002
              • 71725

              #7
              Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

              I hope he tweets me next year saying, "see I didn't suck".

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              • BillsFever21
                Registered User
                • Aug 2004
                • 9067

                #8
                Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

                He's still messing around on that phone? Get back to studying the playbook.

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                • BertSquirtgum
                  Legendary Zoner
                  • May 2009
                  • 13379

                  #9
                  Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

                  I'm guessing you ran to the bathroom to rub one out real quickly.

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                  • MitchMurrayDowntown
                    Skoobasaurus-Rex
                    • Oct 2011
                    • 22284

                    #10
                    Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

                    Originally posted by HurkeyNuts View Post
                    I'm guessing you ran to the bathroom to rub one out real quickly.
                    What was your point?

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                    • BertSquirtgum
                      Legendary Zoner
                      • May 2009
                      • 13379

                      #11
                      Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

                      Originally posted by MitchMurrayDowntown View Post
                      What was your point?
                      My point was that skooby is a useless piece of white trash.

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                      • Dr. Lecter
                        Zero for Zero!
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 67946

                        #12
                        Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

                        Originally posted by HurkeyNuts View Post
                        My point was that skooby is a useless piece of white trash.
                        You want to tone it down a little and post stuff besides snippy responses?

                        You are a much better poster when you do that
                        Originally posted by mysticsoto
                        Lecter is right in everything he said.

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                        • T-Long
                          Circling the Wagons since 1982.
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 3848

                          #13
                          Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

                          My question is...how in the hell did you get Madden already????

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                          • The Jokeman
                            Registered User
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 9995

                            #14
                            Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

                            I don't know it felt more like he was mocking you man. Just kidding. Kudos on the response but you really need to stop with the David Spade flirting.

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                            • ublinkwescore
                              Sab and TD are insignificant
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 24178

                              #15
                              Re: EJ Manuel just tweeted me

                              Did you ask him if he wanted to join you at red lobster sometime?
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