Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

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  • gr8slayer
    Registered User
    • Feb 2005
    • 20796
    #1

    Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

    Good write up, with a little bit of comedy: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-su...lls-1221055397

    Edit: They aren't picking on the Bills, they do this for all 32 teams.
    Last edited by gr8slayer; 08-29-2013, 11:21 AM.
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  • GingerP
    Registered User
    • Aug 2012
    • 1717
    #2
    Re: Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

    "Every year, the Bills win one game early, and that one win—even if it's against a ****ty opponent—is enough to turn every dumb**** Bills fan into Ron Jaworski. I TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS I THINK THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO BE AN OUTSTANDING TEAM IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. It takes virtually nothing to sucker these people in. They are the lab rat that keeps getting shocked by the electrified cheese."

    LOL.
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    • gr8slayer
      Registered User
      • Feb 2005
      • 20796
      #3
      Re: Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

      Originally posted by GingerP View Post
      "Every year, the Bills win one game early, and that one win—even if it's against a ****ty opponent—is enough to turn every dumb**** Bills fan into Ron Jaworski. I TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS I THINK THEY HAVE A CHANCE TO BE AN OUTSTANDING TEAM IN THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE. It takes virtually nothing to sucker these people in. They are the lab rat that keeps getting shocked by the electrified cheese."

      LOL.
      What's funny is that the same can be said for every fan base. Last year, after game one, you would have thought that the Cowboys had already won the SB around here.

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      • OpIv37
        Acid Douching Asswipe
        • Sep 2002
        • 101230
        #4
        Re: Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

        Originally posted by gr8slayer View Post
        What's funny is that the same can be said for every fan base. Last year, after game one, you would have thought that the Cowboys had already won the SB around here.
        Redskins fans are even worse. The team loses two in a row- they want everyone cut/fired. The team wins two in a row, they think they're already SB champs.

        I remember a few years back-the Skins were something like 5-6 and may not have made the playoffs even if they won out, and people were calling the local sports shows talking about how they thought the team was good enough to win the SB.
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        • justasportsfan
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 71579
          #5
          Re: Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

          Didn't know OP's real name was Drew Magary
          sacrifice1
          https://theinterviewwithgod.com/video/

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          • MidnightVoice
            Retired (mostly)
            • Mar 2003
            • 10781
            #6
            Re: Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

            Originally posted by gr8slayer View Post
            Good write up, with a little bit of comedy.
            Where is the comedy. It looks like straight, honest reporting to me

            But to play
            that’s the thing
            shut up and deal
            ~ Jesse May
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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380
              #7
              Re: Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

              Meh
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all               true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can               mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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              • Thurmal
                Registered User
                • Oct 2005
                • 2412
                #8
                Re: Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

                The fan emails are hysterical.
                "Miami played pretty damn good today and still got their ass kicked."
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                • jills
                  Registered User
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 357
                  #9
                  Re: Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

                  We get 3 Super Bowls a year: the game vs. New England, the game at New England, and the NFL draft. We usually lose all three.
                  This made me LOL
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                  • Pinkerton Security
                    Pinkerton's son
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 6003
                    #10
                    Re: Deadspin: Why Your Team Sucks 2013 - Buffalo Bills

                    I like the part about making your own Thad Lewis with felt and Elmers glue lol

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