So everyone is raving about these articles "Why Your Team Sucks" from Deadspin, but I don't get it. They're long winded, and generally the only funny part is the fan contribution at the end. So I started thinking about it, I can tell you why your team sucks in a sentence. So here we go.
Each Day I'll cover a division.
Each Day I'll cover a division.
NFC West
Seattle Seahawks: Your coach spends more time on his hair than your quarterback.
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San Francisco 49er’s: Fact – your coach had heart surgery, and that was before he lost the Super Bowl.
St. Louis Rams: The lead article on your team website is this.
Arizona Cardinals: 90% of your “fans” would rather attend a class on line, than your stadium sharing it’s name.
Seattle Seahawks: Your coach spends more time on his hair than your quarterback.
![](http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g111/mbbedard/SEA_zps339a7e8e.jpg)
San Francisco 49er’s: Fact – your coach had heart surgery, and that was before he lost the Super Bowl.
St. Louis Rams: The lead article on your team website is this.
Arizona Cardinals: 90% of your “fans” would rather attend a class on line, than your stadium sharing it’s name.