1995 Expansion Jaguars vs 2013 Jaguars

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    1995 Expansion Jaguars vs 2013 Jaguars



    Through four weeks of the NFL season, the Jacksonville Jaguars are winless. Not only are the Jaguars winless, but they've been outscored 129-31 through four games. The 2013 Jaguars are so bad, they couldn't even beat the 1995 expansion Jaguars, at leastaccording PredictionMachine.com.
    Before you scoff and say, 'The Prediction Machine doesn't know anything, it's just a dumb machine,' keep this in mind: the Prediction Machine is 44-19 picking NFL games this season. What I'm saying, is that the Prediction Machine knows all.
    Anyway, back to the Jaguars. According to the Prediction Machine, the 1995 expansion Jaguars would beat the 2013 Jaguars 64.1 percent of the time with an average final score of 19-14.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • Albany,n.y.
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 5599

    #2
    Re: 1995 Expansion Jaguars vs 2013 Jaguars

    The 1995 Jags had a QB, the 2013 Jags don't.

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    • Jaydog57
      Pretty cool for a Fin Fan.
      • Oct 2002
      • 4304

      #3
      Re: 1995 Expansion Jaguars vs 2013 Jaguars

      The '95 Jags won 4 games and so far the 2013 Jags haven't won a game. So far, the Prediction Machine is correct. I can easily see the Jags going winless this year. ESPN gives them the highest odds to win (50-50) against the Rams this weekend, and the Bills in December.
      "There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that." - Mark Twain

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