Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Cursed

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380

    Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Cursed

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all
    true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
    mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


  • RedEyE
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 24661

    #2
    Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Cursed

    lol - love the midget trainer

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    • The King
      Without me it's just Awe so
      • Jun 2004
      • 42380

      #3
      Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Cursed

      Originally posted by RedEyE View Post
      lol - love the midget trainer
      A late addition, but once I thought of it I knew it was gold.
      I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
      "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
      You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
      It was all
      true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
      He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
      mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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      • mysticsoto
        Too sober for this...
        • Apr 2004
        • 31439

        #4
        Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Cursed

        You need someone making hot dogs in the jacuzzi while a coach yells out, "I need people that can play!!!"

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        • BLeonard
          BoB Sabermetrician
          • Jan 2003
          • 4625

          #5
          Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Cursed

          Should have had Byrd off to the side playing Dance Dance Revolution.

          -Bill

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