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  • Pinkerton Security
    Pinkerton's son
    • Feb 2006
    • 6003

    Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

    Offensive linemen made fun of Martin in the cafeteria, I'm assuming for sucking so badly, and he runs away from the team. What is this, middle school??

    Love it.

    It does say at the bottom he is receiving treatment...for what, a bruised ego? I know mental illness isnt a joke but come on man.

    Miami Dolphins starting offensive tackle Jonathan Martin left the team following an incident with teammates, multiple sources confirmed to ESPN.com.

  • JoeMama
    Emotion Sickness
    • Oct 2002
    • 18183

    #2
    Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

    That's the kind of steely resolve I expect from a Miami Dolphin.
    Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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    • Buffalo Thriller
      Registered User
      • Sep 2010
      • 1744

      #3
      Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

      I feel bad for the guy. Just kidding he needs to quit being a pussy.
      Originally posted by OpIv37
      You guys, the solution is so simple. Find the crazy kids who are shooting up the schools and have them shoot people getting off planes from West Africa.

      No more school shootings, no more Ebola.

      Obama would have thought of this already if he wasn't a pinko commie Nazi queer-loving wetback-loving Kenyan Indonesian Muslim.

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      • ParanoidAndroid
        My battery is low and it's getting dark.
        • Apr 2004
        • 16837

        #4
        Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

        The most common sign that people fail to understand mental illness is that they say things like, "come on man," or "snap out of it."

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        • trapezeus
          Legendary Zoner
          • Oct 2004
          • 19525

          #5
          Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

          he's a stanford kid. i'm sure he is a little higher brow than your average lineman.

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          • Pinkerton Security
            Pinkerton's son
            • Feb 2006
            • 6003

            #6
            Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

            Originally posted by ParanoidAndroid View Post
            The most common sign that people fail to understand mental illness is that they say things like, "come on man," or "snap out of it."
            hahaha whatever dude, get serious about it. I know its an illness, trust me. Just having a little fun at the Dolphins expense. Lighten up.

            You probably go to see stand-up and are offended at everything the comedians say.

            Also, its not like he simply left the team bc he was having mental issues. If he's too sensitive mentally to take ribbing from his own teammates, maybe he shouldnt be playing in the NFL at all.
            Last edited by Pinkerton Security; 10-31-2013, 09:57 AM.

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            • Ed
              Dude
              • Sep 2002
              • 9246

              #7
              Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

              Remember when some fans wanted the Bills to use the #10 overall pick on this guy a couple years ago?

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              • ParanoidAndroid
                My battery is low and it's getting dark.
                • Apr 2004
                • 16837

                #8
                Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

                Originally posted by NaturalBornSpiller View Post
                hahaha whatever dude, get serious about it. I know its an illness, trust me. Just having a little fun at the Dolphins expense. Lighten up.

                You probably go to see stand-up and are offended at everything the comedians say.
                Nope. Because good comedians are actually funny. There's a difference between creating humor based on human flaws and pointing and laughing at another's misfortune. You're just as middle school as the Dolphins right now.

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                • Bill Cody
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2004
                  • 11887

                  #9
                  Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

                  Originally posted by ParanoidAndroid View Post
                  The most common sign that people fail to understand mental illness is that they say things like, "come on man," or "snap out of it."

                  Aren't you jumping to a conclusion that he's mentally ill?

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                  • Pinkerton Security
                    Pinkerton's son
                    • Feb 2006
                    • 6003

                    #10
                    Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

                    Originally posted by ParanoidAndroid View Post
                    Nope. Because good comedians are actually funny. There's a difference between creating humor based on human flaws and pointing and laughing at another's misfortune. You're just as middle school as the Dolphins right now.
                    Dont take yourself so seriously. I'm sure you laugh at some things that others would find offensive, get over it. I dont care what you say, the fact that he was made fun of, and left the team, is friggin funny, especially because hes a Dolphin.

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                    • ParanoidAndroid
                      My battery is low and it's getting dark.
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 16837

                      #11
                      Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

                      Originally posted by Sell Local Ralph View Post
                      Aren't you jumping to a conclusion that he's mentally ill?
                      The OP, did that.
                      Last edited by ParanoidAndroid; 10-31-2013, 10:16 AM.

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                      • ParanoidAndroid
                        My battery is low and it's getting dark.
                        • Apr 2004
                        • 16837

                        #12
                        Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

                        Originally posted by NaturalBornSpiller View Post
                        Dont take yourself so seriously. I'm sure you laugh at some things that others would find offensive, get over it. I dont care what you say, the fact that he was made fun of, and left the team, is friggin funny, especially because hes a Dolphin.
                        You seriously don't see the difference? Sure, I made jokes like this..... when I was 12.

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                        • stuckincincy
                          Buffalo Bills Fan
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 15084

                          #13
                          Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

                          Originally posted by ParanoidAndroid View Post
                          The OP, did that.
                          And now we have DSM 5, where grieving and shyness are now classified as mental illness:

                          Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.

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                          • Bulldog
                            Top Dog
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 2654

                            #14
                            Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

                            I'm so sick of the PC police telling people what they can and cannot joke around about. The things that offend people these days is freakin appalling. And the pussification of America continues.
                            I only drink when I'm alone or with others.

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                            • IlluminatusUIUC
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2012
                              • 8966

                              #15
                              Re: Jonathan Martin gets made fun of by teammates, leaves team

                              Originally posted by trapezeus View Post
                              he's a stanford kid. i'm sure he is a little higher brow than your average lineman.
                              Linemen typically have the second highest wonderlic scores behind the qbs. The idea that they are dumb meatheads is a myth.

                              Now cornerbacks. ..


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