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Ex-Dolphin Channing Crowder admits he peed his pants every game.
"I never went to the bathroom in the toilet. Every game I peed myself. Six years straight I peed down my leg," Crowder said on NFL Films Presents. "I would just be in the huddle and just... pee. Nobody in the stands would know unless you look down like, 'that's not water man.' My teammates didn't enjoy it as much as I did."
I'm loling so hard over here *I'm* a threat to pee myself.
Re: Ex-Dolphin Channing Crowder admits he peed his pants every game.
I guess if you need to go during the game you don't have much of a chance to run to the bathroom. I'm sure he's not the only player that's done it. I remember one player(forgot the name) saying he crapped his pants many times. Hopefully it wasn't a center or I feel bad for the QB.
Every game is a little extreme and kind of a fetish though. I wonder if he likes his girlfriend peeing on him. Some people are into that kind of stuff.
Last edited by BillsFever21; 11-21-2013, 07:23 PM.
Re: Ex-Dolphin Channing Crowder admits he peed his pants every game.
I find this a little odd in that Mark Schlereth would not only do the same thing ( hence his "stink" moniker), but he would brag about it in the same curious way. Thought he was somehow fooling the fans who had no idea what he was up to. As if anybody cared.
Re: Ex-Dolphin Channing Crowder admits he peed his pants every game.
I find it hard to believe any one of us would not want to publicize peeing our pants regularly as adults to NFL Films for the purpose of whatever his purpose was. Stand tall and pee your pants when you feel like it, I always say.
I find it hard to believe any one of us would not want to publicize peeing our pants regularly as adults to NFL Films for the purpose of whatever his purpose was. Stand tall and pee your pants when you feel like it, I always say.
This might be my favorite post ever. I'm laughing hysterically over here.
This might be my favorite post ever. I'm laughing hysterically over here.
You know, I remember that stupid click click click click click as my gf stormed up to me in heels at a large wedding, "WTH do you think you are doing ?"
Arms folded I faced her down, "I'm standing under the spotlight during the bride and grooms first dance, peeing my pants in my light gray suit, by choice, woman, are you that oblivious ? I want people to know I feel no shame peeing my pants and that's why I took the mike away and I'm speaking into it after sucker punching the lights guy so they couldn't black me out. We don't even know these people, we got the reception out of the paper."
Oh she was upset, but I felt free, and we got these neat little favors with tasty candies and a good dinner before they threw us out and I drove into that statue trying to get out of the parking lot. Kind of like playing in the NFL except it was in a room at some snarky big restaurant I am perma banned from since, but I didn't like their stupid statues and coat check people anyway because it was harder to take other peoples coats.
Stand tall and pee your pants, you'll feel good about it. People will remember you.
You know, I remember that stupid click click click click click as my gf stormed up to me in heels at a large wedding, "WTH do you think you are doing ?"
Arms folded I faced her down, "I'm standing under the spotlight during the bride and grooms first dance, peeing my pants in my light gray suit, by choice, woman, are you that oblivious ? I want people to know I feel no shame peeing my pants and that's why I took the mike away and I'm speaking into it after sucker punching the lights guy so they couldn't black me out. We don't even know these people, we got the reception out of the paper."
Oh she was upset, but I felt free, and we got these neat little favors with tasty candies and a good dinner before they threw us out and I drove into that statue trying to get out of the parking lot. Kind of like playing in the NFL except it was in a room at some snarky big restaurant I am perma banned from since, but I didn't like their stupid statues and coat check people anyway because it was harder to take other peoples coats.
Stand tall and pee your pants, you'll feel good about it. People will remember you.
I am crying laughing to the point where it hurts. It was really hard to write this.
Reminds me of Deep Thoughts so much.
Not his best, but football related:
I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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