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A new stadium must start being built within the next 7 or 8 years for the Bills franchise to remain viable. Time is not on our side, no it isn't Mick.
I introduce to you...
The new, "Rich Foods Stadium."
"Anchor Bar Stadium," or "Duff's Wings Stadium," would sound great but I don't think they could afford the naming rights.
Where to build it? Near Niagara Falls up in Niagara County with few roads, in the City of Buffalo, or right next to the old stadium in Orchard Park just like old times?
A lot of people think the Bills should build a new stadium near Niagara Falls to expand their fan base from up north in Toronto. The Toronto Series of games has proven that Canadians are hockey fans first and foremost, and always will be. They come here for the party, nothing more.
Traditionalists who want to keep the tailgating experience the best in the NFL want a new stadium built in Orchard Park, but it's soon to be 2014 and the NFL doesn't quite work like that anymore.
You're married to it, and it's all about the money, honey.
The answer is obvious. The next stadium should be built downtown. If the traffic sucks, oh well, just go to a nearby restaurant and sober up, which is probably better off for many Bills fans. If traffic is still slow after eating breakfast for dinner at the Towne Restaurant, just crash with your girl or sausage fest of a party in one of the many newly built hotels downtown - OR party some more in the hotel lobby bar baby yeh! Bills win!
By the time you wake up, traffic will be cleared and you can go directly from the hotel to work. Just don't forget to bring your razor or electric shaver on Sunday. Going to work on Monday in Bills gear that smells like a camp fire, beer, whiskey and pussycat perfume is fine just so long as they win and you make an honest attempt to shave.
Where can a new stadium be built in downtown Buffalo? How about tearing down Pilot Field and turning the now practically vacant One Seneca Tower into the world's biggest parking ramp/casino in one? Just kidding about the formerly known as HSBC Tower, but we all know that if the Bills build a big brand new stadium in downtown Buffalo, the Seneca Nation will want to be a part of it, as will many other business men and woman, and that's a good thing right Martha?
A retractable roof stadium in the heart of downtown Buffalo would be quite ideal, pretty much right next to the First Niagara Center. I don't want no dome, and I do want to be able to control the weather conditions if I happened to be the owner. Just can't imagine playing that first home game in early September on a beautiful day with a dome over my head. Talk about a Debbie Downer...her middle name is Dome.
Where would Bills fans tailgate besides alongside the inner harbor? Would Terry Pegula be open to the idea of letting Bills fans congregate inside of the FNC? So long as they don't start a fire, buy beer instead of BYOB, and don't start grilling steaks and sausages inside of the atrium on their own portable grilles, why not?
If the Seneca Nation, Byron Brown, Carl Paladino, and Terry Pegula can all get together and have a pauwau, we're good.
Hey look, it's the Aud before it got torn down!
Think BIG, Buffalo...or go home.
I introduce to you...
The new, "Rich Foods Stadium."
"Anchor Bar Stadium," or "Duff's Wings Stadium," would sound great but I don't think they could afford the naming rights.
Where to build it? Near Niagara Falls up in Niagara County with few roads, in the City of Buffalo, or right next to the old stadium in Orchard Park just like old times?
A lot of people think the Bills should build a new stadium near Niagara Falls to expand their fan base from up north in Toronto. The Toronto Series of games has proven that Canadians are hockey fans first and foremost, and always will be. They come here for the party, nothing more.
Traditionalists who want to keep the tailgating experience the best in the NFL want a new stadium built in Orchard Park, but it's soon to be 2014 and the NFL doesn't quite work like that anymore.
You're married to it, and it's all about the money, honey.
The answer is obvious. The next stadium should be built downtown. If the traffic sucks, oh well, just go to a nearby restaurant and sober up, which is probably better off for many Bills fans. If traffic is still slow after eating breakfast for dinner at the Towne Restaurant, just crash with your girl or sausage fest of a party in one of the many newly built hotels downtown - OR party some more in the hotel lobby bar baby yeh! Bills win!
By the time you wake up, traffic will be cleared and you can go directly from the hotel to work. Just don't forget to bring your razor or electric shaver on Sunday. Going to work on Monday in Bills gear that smells like a camp fire, beer, whiskey and pussycat perfume is fine just so long as they win and you make an honest attempt to shave.
Where can a new stadium be built in downtown Buffalo? How about tearing down Pilot Field and turning the now practically vacant One Seneca Tower into the world's biggest parking ramp/casino in one? Just kidding about the formerly known as HSBC Tower, but we all know that if the Bills build a big brand new stadium in downtown Buffalo, the Seneca Nation will want to be a part of it, as will many other business men and woman, and that's a good thing right Martha?
A retractable roof stadium in the heart of downtown Buffalo would be quite ideal, pretty much right next to the First Niagara Center. I don't want no dome, and I do want to be able to control the weather conditions if I happened to be the owner. Just can't imagine playing that first home game in early September on a beautiful day with a dome over my head. Talk about a Debbie Downer...her middle name is Dome.
Where would Bills fans tailgate besides alongside the inner harbor? Would Terry Pegula be open to the idea of letting Bills fans congregate inside of the FNC? So long as they don't start a fire, buy beer instead of BYOB, and don't start grilling steaks and sausages inside of the atrium on their own portable grilles, why not?
If the Seneca Nation, Byron Brown, Carl Paladino, and Terry Pegula can all get together and have a pauwau, we're good.
Hey look, it's the Aud before it got torn down!
Think BIG, Buffalo...or go home.
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