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Mouldsie
12-31-2013, 12:36 AM
1) Cut Stevie
2) Cut Dareus
3) Cut Mario
4) Tag and trade Byrd, even though you cant do that because he needs to sign the tender, so tag him with the intent of letting him walk after he sits out 10 games
5) Give Kiko a $100 million extension
6) Trade Gilmore
7) Stand pat at QB
8) Draft a stud WR to replace Stevie (to be named later)
9) Draft a lower round TE to replace Chandler (to be named later) after we let him walk
10) Draft a stud LG (to be named later)
11) Cut TJ Graham, Chris Hogan, & Marcus Easley
12) Sign Golden Tate because he's a perfect fit for the offense and a true playmaking stud
13) Fire Hackett and replace him with the forward thinking Rod Chudzinski (he coached Cam [albeit poorly]! Imagine him with EJ!!!!)
14) Draft an all pro safety in the 4th round (to be named later)
15) Sign Dan Carpenter
16) Draft another kicker who cant beat out the vet in front of him
17) Draft a pro bowl punter in the 7th round
18) Get a developmental QB who can start if Manuel sucks in the 6th round, cut Kolb
19) Cut Manny Lawson
20) Draft a stud LB in the 5th round (to be named later)
21) Cut Meeks and Duke Williams and Hopkins and Gragg and Ron Brooks etc etc because those guys we took on day 3 all suck for some reason
22) Sign new starters at RG, RT, LB, DT, & CB

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Downinfloflo
12-31-2013, 01:36 AM
Is this your MADDEN 25 off season game plan?

You play X-Box or Play Station?

Meathead
12-31-2013, 01:44 AM
please give to the sarcasm detection deficiency association

coastal
12-31-2013, 06:03 AM
I hate passive aggressive expressions.

Have the sack to ask someone to blow you if deep down that's what you want.

Meathead
12-31-2013, 07:39 AM
in that case theres something ive always wanted to ask you

coastal
12-31-2013, 07:48 AM
in that case theres something ive always wanted to ask you
Wheel on over...

sudzy
12-31-2013, 07:55 AM
Championship

DynaPaul
01-02-2014, 05:54 PM
That will work... In Bizarro World.

Mr. Pink
01-04-2014, 01:55 PM
Oddly enough doing all of that can probably produce another 6-10 season!