Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

    http://deadspin.com/geno-smith-undergoes-jets-rite-of-passage-a-****-shot-1493055000?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_twitter&utm_source=deadspin_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow


    As Geno Smith heads into his first NFL offseason, he's unwittingly starred in a valuable PSA: If you come to the Jets, think long and hard before sending pictures of your penis to women, because the world will see it.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • OpIv37
    Acid Douching Asswipe
    • Sep 2002
    • 101230
    #2
    Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

    Not sure why anyone other than Geno's GF should care about this....
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    • Historian
      2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
      • Dec 2002
      • 61705
      #3
      Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

      A Browning Nagle sex tape seems inevitable at this point.

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      • Meathead
        Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
        • Jul 2002
        • 21349
        #4
        Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

        the funniest thing is her thinking there ever was any possibility he wasnt a cheater
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        • RedEyE
          Registered User
          • Jul 2002
          • 24661
          #5
          Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

          Best quote at the bottom of the page:

          "All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend...".

          This marks the first time all year Geno looked off his primary receiver.
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          • jimmifli
            Registered User
            • Nov 2006
            • 7827
            #6
            Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

            Originally posted by RedEyE View Post
            Best quote at the bottom of the page:

            "All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend...".

            This marks the first time all year Geno looked off his primary receiver.
            Boom.
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            • Mr. Miyagi
              Lecter's Little Bitch

              • Sep 2002
              • 53616
              #7
              Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

              Donggate

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              • DynaPaul
                Registered User
                • Sep 2003
                • 7540
                #8
                Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

                Always show her in person, not the internet or texts.

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                • Mr. Miyagi
                  Lecter's Little Bitch

                  • Sep 2002
                  • 53616
                  #9
                  Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

                  It's Peno Smith from now on.
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                  • IlluminatusUIUC
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2012
                    • 8966
                    #10
                    Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

                    To be fair to Smith, he wasn't trying to take a picture of his penis. He just undershot his face.


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                    • better days
                      Registered User
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 22028
                      #11
                      Re: Geno Smith scandal: Carlos Mexico

                      This just in, Aaron Rodgers says he is NOT gay.

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