Kellen Winslow spanking it

[Mr. Miyagi]

The words of the report might tell this one best:
“As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating. [The woman] provided a written statement regarding her account.”

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2014/01/17/if-kellen-winslow-offers-to-bring-you-boston-market-say-no/

No wonder he's dropping some many balls. His hands are full of vaseline.

:jetsuck:

[Meathead]

im in boston market right now

ok not any more

[IlluminatusUIUC]

Well it's better than what a Patriots' tight end is spraying out of his SUV.

[Pinkerton Security]

bizarre. is 1 jar of vaseline REALLY not enough!?!?!

[GingerP]

Well it's better than what a Patriots' tight end is spraying out of his SUV.

Actually, they are both ex-Patriots TE's.

[stuckincincy]

im in boston market right now

ok not any more

All Cadillac Escalades should come standard with GPS tracking devices to keep tabs on the purchasers.

[OpIv37]

All Cadillac Escalades should come standard with GPS tracking devices to keep tabs on the purchasers.
They do. It's called "OnStar"

[DraftBoy]

So when does Boston Market introduce their newest item..

Jerked Chicken

[feldspar]

Car-jacking is a serious offense.

[stuckincincy]

They do. It's called "OnStar"

You are right. After years of buying GM cars, that across-the-board implementation of OnStar, as well as the government buying it, screwing the daylights out of honest shareholders, then forking over a 4K bonus to their UAW voting lackeys...I'll never ever buy a GM car again.

[Goobylal]

Could be another Corey McIntyre thing.

[OpIv37]

So when does Boston Market introduce their newest item..

Jerked Chicken

It would crack me up if Boston Market was actually planning a jerk chicken promotion and had to scrap it because of this.

[gr8slayer]

This story hurts my brain.

[Meathead]

Car-jacking is a serious offense.

it was a pump fake

[Mace]

At Target though ? The dude makes money, big money....

"ooh, dowdy women shopping for bargains, soooooo hot"

And no, I am not saying all women that shop at Target are dowdy, but you sort of get a more real world bunch of people that your average NFL player can probably afford to meet handily by saying "Hi, I am an NFL player, may I do things to myself in your presence while paying you more than your income for a couple years ? I want you to wiggle in those stretch pants baby"...

Assuming he was looking at girls. Probably makes more sense if he wasn't in which case he has more compelling issues, sitting in a cadillac at Target wacking off with vaseline when he can probably afford his vices quietly if they aren't federal offenses.

[nolimit]

C'mon....who hasn't done this at least once in their life.....:couch:

[stuckincincy]

He's never been good at fly patterns.

[Skooby]

Those heated seats get you everytime.

[stuckincincy]

C'mon....who hasn't done this at least once in their life.....:couch:

OpIv37.

[alohabillsfan]

You are right. After years of buying GM cars, that across-the-board implementation of OnStar, as well as the government buying it, screwing the daylights out of honest shareholders, then forking over a 4K bonus to their UAW voting lackeys...I'll never ever buy a GM car again.

Really, the crappy product wasn't enough? Lol screw UAW

[lmcshadow]

I think he wanted to drive a stick!! but went for an automatic instead