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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    NFL Uniforms Redesigned

    http://nflrt.com/all-32-nfl-team-uniforms-redesigned-by-jesse-alkire/


    Not a fan of the Bills at all. But I liked the Rams, Redskins, Eagles, & Texans.
    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • Fixxxer
    Registered User
    • Jul 2002
    • 676
    #2
    Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

    I would have no problem with those uniforms.

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    • Don't Panic
      All-Pro Zoner
      • Dec 2005
      • 4227
      #3
      Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

      Man... that guy had a lot of patience to put each of those unis on and stand in the exact same spot time and time again!

      Really like the Skins. Texans were cool too. Eagles looked liked Ducks... which makes sense on the Chip Kelly tip.

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      • SeatownBillsFan21
        Registered User
        • Mar 2004
        • 2149
        #4
        Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

        Skins were really cool

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        • Buffalo Thriller
          Registered User
          • Sep 2010
          • 1744
          #5
          Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

          The steelers all grey looks sweet.
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          • Minotaur95
            Registered User
            • Apr 2013
            • 23
            #6
            Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

            Redskins? No. Bengals, Bears, Lions, Vikings, Chiefs, and 49ers were tolerable. Tampa's don't seem to include the announced changes to logo & uniform. What does that mean?
            GO DOLPHINS .......... out to sea .......... AND NEVER COME BACK!

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            • Gibby
              Power & Authority Demand Responsibility to the common good, and must never be abused.
              • Jun 2006
              • 18211
              #7
              Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

              Pats: The red jersey one, and the red pants ones would be pretty sweet alternates
              Bills: If there's nothing wrong with it don't fix it
              Jets: See Bills
              Fish: You can't fix stupid

              Cowboys: Okay
              Iggles: Looks like the ducktape and green stuff they had in the Vermeil years
              Giants: Okay, but see Jets and Bills
              Skins: Great for third jersey, but really the primary needs to keep the current gold pants, and burgundy jersey, with that sweet spear they had in the 60s

              Steelers: Love it, especially the alternates
              Bengals: They simplified it and these would be a big improvement
              Browns: See Jets, Bills, and Giants
              Ravens: See Jets, Bills, Giants, and Browns

              Bears: Okay, but the orange pants makes em look like a college squad
              Rest of the NFC North: Okay

              Texans: Logo too subdued and the red stars look like a ripoff of the cowboys star uni of the 60s, but rest of the idea is good
              Colts: See Bills, Jets, Giants, Browns, and Ravens
              Jags: No, don't go there every time they try to fix things they end up worse
              Titans: Okay

              Panthers: Tolerable
              Saints: Go retro
              Bucs: Better than the alarm clock look they have now
              Falcons: Go Retro, sixties retro

              Broncos: Nope, that team really needs to go back to their Mid Sixties, and 75th anniversary throwbacks
              Chargers: It ain't broke, don't fix it, but really its tolerable I guess
              Chiefs: Okay
              Raiders: That would be a kick ass alternate jersey

              NFC West fine by me*

              * Except the Rams unis, but this is repairable if they go back to the blue jerseys from the 70s-90s. But even those are huge upgrades from the eyesores they've worn in recent years.

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              Originally posted by Minotaur95 View Post
              Redskins? No. Bengals, Bears, Lions, Vikings, Chiefs, and 49ers were tolerable. Tampa's don't seem to include the announced changes to logo & uniform. What does that mean?
              That perhaps the new Tampa Unis will go the way of the 49ers logo that was proposed for the 1990 season? Oh gawd that was fugly.

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              • BertSquirtgum
                Registered User
                • May 2009
                • 13379
                #8
                Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

                Ugly is an understatement for those uniforms.

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                • Turf
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 8377
                  #9
                  Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

                  I think they're awesome.
                  Lou Saban: You can get it done, you can get it done. And what’s more, you’ve gotta get it done.

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                  • JoeMama
                    Emotion Sickness
                    • Oct 2002
                    • 18183
                    #10
                    Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

                    Whoever designed these things are taking their aesthetic cues from the XFL.

                    These unis look like the type of **** football players would wear if they played on the moon in the year 3000.
                    Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.
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                    • Homegrown
                      Havin' a ball ... rollin' to the bottom
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 2774
                      #11
                      Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

                      oh Lord, those "designs" remind me of PJ's my brothers & I wore as kids

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                      • Mace
                        Haha...yeah you think so ?
                        • Mar 2013
                        • 20315
                        #12
                        Re: NFL Uniforms Redesigned

                        Frankly, I think they could all benefit from fluffies.

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