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  • YardRat
    Well, lookie here...
    • Dec 2004
    • 86181

    Cromartie released by Jets

    The Jets have told Antonio Cromartie he is being released.

    Cromartie, who was viewed as a potential cap casualty, confirmed as much when he wrote a farewell message to the team and its fans on Twitter on Sunday afternoon.

    http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...e-to-the-jets/
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  • feldspar
    Registered User
    • Mar 2007
    • 13620

    #2
    Re: Cromartie released by Jets

    Well, it's a good thing he had a vasectomy then. The guy has 10 kids from 8 different women. One of the few atheltes that, when he tells you that he needs to "feed his family," he ain't lying.

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    • Meathead
      Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
      • Jul 2002
      • 21349

      #3
      Re: Cromartie released by Jets

      to pressure the nfl to help him find a new team asap cromartie promises to father a child by a different mother every day until hes signed
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      • TacklingDummy
        Unreachable Douche
        • Jul 2002
        • 71725

        #4
        Re: Cromartie released by Jets

        Id be ok with using the Byrd money to sign him.

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        • Night Train
          Retired - On Several Levels
          • Jul 2005
          • 33117

          #5
          Re: Cromartie released by Jets

          Originally posted by Meathead View Post
          to pressure the nfl to help him find a new team asap cromartie promises to father a child by a different mother every day until hes signed
          Some guys named Eric, Travis and Willis are his advisers.
          Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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          • jimmifli
            Registered User
            • Nov 2006
            • 7827

            #6
            Re: Cromartie released by Jets

            Originally posted by D'Meathead View Post
            to pressure the nfl to help him find a new team asap cromartie promises to father a child by a different mother every day until hes signed
            All of their names must start with D'

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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380

              #7
              Re: Cromartie released by Jets

              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all
              true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can
              mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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              • feldspar
                Registered User
                • Mar 2007
                • 13620

                #8
                Re: Cromartie released by Jets

                Originally posted by jimmifli View Post
                All of their names must start with D'
                That's easy:

                D'Shaunda
                D'Lisa
                D'Jennifer
                D'Petey
                ...and my personal favorite, D'Bill

                Seriously, though the guy really did have a vasectomy.

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                • DynaPaul
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 7540

                  #9
                  Re: Cromartie released by Jets

                  I had a vasectomy after only one kid. Back on topic, he would be a great signing at a good price because he still has gas in the tank.

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                  • X-Era
                    What this generation tolerates, the next generation will embrace
                    • Feb 2005
                    • 27670

                    #10
                    Re: Cromartie released by Jets

                    Santonio Holmes was released as well.

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                    • YardRat
                      Well, lookie here...
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 86181

                      #11
                      Re: Cromartie released by Jets

                      You guys are brutal.
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                      • Meathead
                        Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 21349

                        #12
                        Re: Cromartie released by Jets

                        Originally posted by feldspar View Post
                        Seriously, though the guy really did have a vasectomy.
                        i heard he had a valve installed but he wanted to save some money so now hes got what looks like one of those boxed wine spigots sticking out of his coin purse. true story
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