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TigerJ
05-05-2014, 09:21 PM
It's been a while since I did this. There have been plenty of bad mocks, but nothing that quite caught my eye as terrible enough to merit the special recognition of an idiot mock award, until now.

This is produced by a New York Jets fan site. It caught my attention for the Bills pick, of course, but there are a few other faux pas you also may enjoy. For instance the second overall pick by St. Louis is Khalil Bell, the outside linebacker from Buffalo. What? You never heard of him? Have you been hiding under a rock? No, the author of the mock has, or he'd have learned it was Khalil Mack. He also has Atlanta picking Kony Ealy at #6 overall. That would put Mike Smith in an early grave. It's true Atlanta needs a defensive end badly, and is mentioned in rumors as a possible trading partner with Houston, their target being Clowney, but what a reach! Mike Evans falls to Philly at #22 in this mock. I think the Bills pick is the cherry sitting on top of a pile of whipped cream. With Greg Robinson, Jake Matthews, Taylor Lewan and Zack Martin all on the board when the Bills pick at #9 (how likely is that?) the Bills pick a guard rated as a late first rounder, Xavier Su'a Filo. I knew Jets fans were mentally challenged, but this is ridiculous.

Here is the link:
http://thejetpress.com/2014/05/05/jadeveon-clowney-brandin-cooks-new-york-jets/

MJones83
05-05-2014, 11:27 PM
Dad, let me be the first to say WOW. You found a nice one here. This mock is like a five year old throwing darts blindfolded. This is the worst mock I have seen this year.

BuffaloRedleg
05-06-2014, 02:11 AM
Dad?

MJones83
05-06-2014, 09:07 AM
Yes. TigerJ is my father.

Woodman
05-06-2014, 09:52 AM
All I can say is Jets fans are who we thought they were.

Forward_Lateral
05-06-2014, 10:16 AM
Yes. TigerJ is my father.

Dude, I'm so sorry.

gr8slayer
05-06-2014, 10:22 AM
Yes. TigerJ is my father.

Poor kid :)

Mr. Miyagi
05-06-2014, 10:27 AM
Beckham goes before Evans. Interesting.

trapezeus
05-06-2014, 11:13 AM
this is perhaps the best one you've found in the years that you've posted the idiot mock threads.

TigerJ
05-06-2014, 12:33 PM
Yes, Matt83 is my son, and a dyed in the wool Bills fan. I raised him right.

Dr. Lecter
05-06-2014, 12:38 PM
Yes, Matt83 is my son, and a dyed in the wool Bills fan. I raised him right.


And Child Protective Services never stepped in? That could be considered child abuse.......

The Zone Ranger
05-06-2014, 01:34 PM
With out hijacking this thread to become a paternity issue, which BTW I think is cool for father and son to be posting here, I agree Tiger, that is a very dumb mock.

BuffaloRedleg
05-06-2014, 02:13 PM
Thank God my father doesn't post here.

You pessimistic posters can't hold a candle to that old man. I can't even watch games with him.