Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
    #1

    Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • DynaPaul
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 7540
    #2
    Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition

    Vintage porn!
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    • RedEyE
      Registered User
      • Jul 2002
      • 24661
      #3
      Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition

      LMFAO!!!!

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      • The King
        Without me it's just Awe so
        • Jun 2004
        • 42380
        #4
        Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition

        My timing was poor on this release so I'll bump it.
        I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
        "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
        You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
        It was all         true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
        He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can         mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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        • The last buffalo fan
          I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
          • Sep 2004
          • 18204
          #5
          Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition

          The Mexican & too!!

          - Adriano & Emiliano, the next Villa & Zapata. Viva Mexico, cabrones!!! -

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          • Historian
            2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
            • Dec 2002
            • 61705
            #6
            Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition

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            • THRILLHO
              This is great, and all I've done is enter my name!
              • Feb 2009
              • 1574
              #7
              Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition

              Oh my gosh you can see her ankles!!!!
              True fans want wins, not draft picks.

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              • JoeMama
                Emotion Sickness
                • Oct 2002
                • 18183
                #8
                Re: Kings Cartoons: Draft Edition

                Originally posted by The King View Post
                Oeeweeh, that's what a woman's body looks like.

                Rockin' thighs, fat ol' ass, curves...

                They didn't put beanpoles in the magazines back then. And I like it.
                Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.

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