Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

[Turf]

Choose Dareus's next crime!

[Homegrown]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Soliciting minors at a gas station

[Skooby]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Indecent exposure.

[Mace]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Walking out of a McDonalds with a dozen happy meals without paying, then fleeing on a bicycle leading to a slow police chase on TV, where the police aren't even in their cars because it's in a closed parking lot. Dareus trys to hold them off by throwing fries at them, to no avail as one of them finally gets upset and throws fries back, catching him in the eyes and causing him to crash into a garbage can.

[TacklingDummy]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Stealing $8 million from the Bills owner.

[YardRat]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Assault.

[Mace]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Assault.

Hah ! Yes ! Assault with intent to insincerely apologize while making off with the happy meals !

[Guest]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Domestic assault with the victim being a tiny Korean male midget with a funny walk.

[Woodman]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

The cold blooded murder of Tom Brady!

[Turf]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

I'm glad I screwed the poll up. You guys have better ones.

[ServoBillieves]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Singing off key in Charlotte.

[Dr. Lecter]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Domestic assault with the victim being a tiny Korean male midget with a funny walk.

Project much?

[Skooby]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Singing off key in Charlotte.

That'll get you shot on sight / site.

[Historian]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Really guys?

What's next, a "did OJ do it" thread???

[Albany,n.y.]

Re: Choose Dareus's Next Arrest

Killing a cop guarding a deaf hit man & letting the hit man go free.