Kevin Kolb sighting

[stuckincincy]

"Operating a boat under the influence..." :surf:

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24601991/free-agent-qb-kevin-kolb-arrested-for-boating-under-the-influence

[Night Train]

" I was blindsided by a floormat ! Give me my Vodka ! "

[OpIv37]

I don't believe this for a second.

There's no way Kolb was operating a boat because he would have twisted an ankle getting from the dock to the boat and then sprained his wrist attempting to steer.

[Skooby]

Those rubber boat mats can be fatal.

[IlluminatusUIUC]

I don't believe this for a second.

There's no way Kolb was operating a boat because he would have twisted an ankle getting from the dock to the boat and then sprained his wrist attempting to steer.

He would have ended up with a hook for a hand and a peg leg.

[The last buffalo fan]

:spit: :10:

[Scumbag College]

Judging by his mugshot, he's keeping up on his hygiene for potential interviews with NFL teams.

[Lucidvizion]

I don't believe this for a second.

There's no way Kolb was operating a boat because he would have twisted an ankle getting from the dock to the boat and then sprained his wrist attempting to steer.

He was drinking to make the pain go away.

[DynaPaul]

God... What a loser.

[Turf]

He probably slipped, his arm hit the throttle on the way down, and his face landed in the beer cooler. You know, normal stuff.