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  • stuckincincy
    Buffalo Bills Fan
    • Sep 2003
    • 15084
    #1

    Kevin Kolb sighting

    "Operating a boat under the influence..."

    http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24601991/free-agent-qb-kevin-kolb-arrested-for-boating-under-the-influence
    Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.
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  • Night Train
    Retired - On Several Levels
    • Jul 2005
    • 33117
    #2
    Re: Kevin Kolb sighting

    " I was blindsided by a floormat ! Give me my Vodka ! "
    Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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    • OpIv37
      Acid Douching Asswipe
      • Sep 2002
      • 101297
      #3
      Re: Kevin Kolb sighting

      I don't believe this for a second.

      There's no way Kolb was operating a boat because he would have twisted an ankle getting from the dock to the boat and then sprained his wrist attempting to steer.
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      • MitchMurrayDowntown
        Skoobasaurus-Rex
        • Oct 2011
        • 22284
        #4
        Re: Kevin Kolb sighting

        Those rubber boat mats can be fatal.

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        • IlluminatusUIUC
          Registered User
          • Sep 2012
          • 8966
          #5
          Re: Kevin Kolb sighting

          Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
          I don't believe this for a second.

          There's no way Kolb was operating a boat because he would have twisted an ankle getting from the dock to the boat and then sprained his wrist attempting to steer.
          He would have ended up with a hook for a hand and a peg leg.


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          • The last buffalo fan
            I told the pet store guy "How else am I supposed to get the mouse out of my ass?"
            • Sep 2004
            • 18204
            #6
            Re: Kevin Kolb sighting

            The Mexican & too!!

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            • Scumbag College
              Registered User
              • Oct 2002
              • 4949
              #7
              Re: Kevin Kolb sighting

              Judging by his mugshot, he's keeping up on his hygiene for potential interviews with NFL teams.
              Remember Kevin Everett in your thoughts.

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              • Lucidvizion
                Surfing on the Edge of Infinity
                • Feb 2005
                • 2673
                #8
                Re: Kevin Kolb sighting

                Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                I don't believe this for a second.

                There's no way Kolb was operating a boat because he would have twisted an ankle getting from the dock to the boat and then sprained his wrist attempting to steer.
                He was drinking to make the pain go away.
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                • DynaPaul
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2003
                  • 7540
                  #9
                  Re: Kevin Kolb sighting

                  God... What a loser.

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                  • Turf
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 8378
                    #10
                    Re: Kevin Kolb sighting

                    He probably slipped, his arm hit the throttle on the way down, and his face landed in the beer cooler. You know, normal stuff.
                    Lou Saban: You can get it done, you can get it done. And what’s more, you’ve gotta get it done.

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