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  • bleve
    Registered User
    • Mar 2005
    • 876

    Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

    A few years back, WGR had this fun little game called Buffalo Busto Bingo. Anyone remember this?

    Here’s a couple of sample “playing cards”




    Well, me and a couple of core Bills fans out here have been playing steadily for the last several years while watching the games at the local sports bar. We’ve kept it up to date with current players/coaches, etc.
    It’s been pretty fun, and we’re somewhat famous at the bar now as the Bingo Bills Fans.
    Here’s a couple of squares we’ve added since the beginning:

    “Opposing team has more points than your QB rating.”
    “WR gestures a first down when down by more than two touchdowns.”
    “Bills go three-and-out on their first drive”
    “Fans show up for the late game before opposing teams punter plays.”
    Etc.

    I’m looking for some new material for squares.
    Let’s hear ‘em. It might be a long season.
    "You can't be a real country unless you have beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need beer."
    ~ Frank Zappa
  • gebobs
    One Bills Drive, Georgia - 871 miles south of Orchard Park
    • Sep 2003
    • 11520

    #2
    Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

    (gallons of vomit in the parking lot)/10^6 > total yards offense for the Bills
    Lehner's history. He just doesn't know it yet.

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    • Dr. Lecter
      Zero for Zero!
      • Mar 2003
      • 67946

      #3
      Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

      The Bills have more penalties than points
      Originally posted by mysticsoto
      Lecter is right in everything he said.

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      • Homegrown
        Havin' a ball ... rollin' to the bottom
        • Jul 2008
        • 2774

        #4
        Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

        Bills flagged for "delay of game" during their hurry up/no huddle offense

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        • ServoBillieves
          The Voice of Reason
          • Jul 2007
          • 6106

          #5
          Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

          An old drinking buddy of mine had a good one for a drinking game when we used to be able to move the ball but couldn't score, something along the lines of for every 50 yards your team scores without a TD take a drink...

          Not sure how to configure that in to a bingo square.
          Bye Bye Brady...

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          • OpIv37
            Acid Douching Asswipe
            • Sep 2002
            • 101313

            #6
            Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

            -Opposing TE has more receiving yards than all our WR's combined
            -Buffalo wastes 2 TO's in 3rd qtr of a close game
            -Gimore gets flagged for PI/illegal contact
            -Opponents' backup RB has career day
            - A scoring play is negated by a penalty
            -opponent has a drive lasting 7:00 or more
            -Chandler drops a ball or fumbles
            -Spiller has more rushing attempts than rushing yards
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            • OpIv37
              Acid Douching Asswipe
              • Sep 2002
              • 101313

              #7
              Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

              Originally posted by Dr. Lecter
              this Chadler kick you are on is odd - the numbers do not back up that he drops or fumbles that often
              He won't drop or fumble in the 1st when we are up 7-3. But throw him a ball late in a close game....
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              • Historian
                2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                • Dec 2002
                • 61897

                #8
                Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

                Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                -Opponents' backup RB has career day
                That's a GREAT one, OP!


                Here's Mine: Announcers remind everyone that Buffalo has the longest playoff drought in the NFL

                Or Any Bon Jovi reference

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                • Historian
                  2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
                  • Dec 2002
                  • 61897

                  #9
                  Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

                  Announcer #1 tells audience that the Bills have not had a legitimate Quarterback since Jim Kelly, Announcer #2 reminds him about Flutie.

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                  • bleve
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2005
                    • 876

                    #10
                    Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

                    Originally posted by Historian View Post
                    Announcer #1 tells audience that the Bills have not had a legitimate Quarterback since Jim Kelly, Announcer #2 reminds him about Flutie.
                    I was thinking along those lines. Something like showing a graphic of number of waived QB's since Kelly.
                    "You can't be a real country unless you have beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need beer."
                    ~ Frank Zappa

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                    • bleve
                      Registered User
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 876

                      #11
                      Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

                      Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                      -Opposing TE has more receiving yards than all our WR's combined
                      -Buffalo wastes 2 TO's in 3rd qtr of a close game
                      -Gimore gets flagged for PI/illegal contact
                      -Opponents' backup RB has career day
                      - A scoring play is negated by a penalty
                      -opponent has a drive lasting 7:00 or more
                      -Chandler drops a ball or fumbles
                      -Spiller has more rushing attempts than rushing yards
                      Good ones. We already have 30+ kickoff/punt return negated by illegal block in the back.
                      "You can't be a real country unless you have beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need beer."
                      ~ Frank Zappa

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                      • OpIv37
                        Acid Douching Asswipe
                        • Sep 2002
                        • 101313

                        #12
                        Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

                        Originally posted by Historian View Post
                        That's a GREAT one, OP!


                        Here's Mine: Announcers remind everyone that Buffalo has the longest playoff drought in the NFL

                        Or Any Bon Jovi reference
                        I noticed that during the Panthers preseason game, they were playing Bon Jovi songs.

                        I suspect we will be dealing with that bull**** all season, at least until Bon Jovi is officially out of the bidding process.
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                        • Gibby
                          Registered User
                          • Jun 2006
                          • 18211

                          #13
                          Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

                          Glad our busts are not a drinking game, otherwise we'd all be dead of alcohol poisoning and if all our busts were boobs, we'd have a lovely set of tatas.

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                          • Homegrown
                            Havin' a ball ... rollin' to the bottom
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 2774

                            #14
                            Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

                            TV Game Announcers mention Kyle Williams "high motor"

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                            • ServoBillieves
                              The Voice of Reason
                              • Jul 2007
                              • 6106

                              #15
                              Re: Buffalo Busto Bingo - updated material

                              Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                              I noticed that during the Panthers preseason game, they were playing Bon Jovi songs.

                              I suspect we will be dealing with that bull**** all season, at least until Bon Jovi is officially out of the bidding process.
                              It was excruciating at Bank of America... After every big play or score they would play Bon Jovi. We became a bigger joke after Ralph's death with JBJ being the punchline.
                              Bye Bye Brady...

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