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I thought this blurb was funny.
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I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
"Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
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Re: Kelvin Sheppard signed by the Fins.
Heh - reminds me of when BUF palmed off Paul Seymour to Pittsburgh for Frank Lewis.Originally posted by The King View PostLast edited by stuckincincy; 09-10-2014, 12:54 PM.Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo. -
Re: Kelvin Sheppard signed by the Fins.
I like the Eric Wood photo and caption at the end. That was funny.Comment
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Re: Kelvin Sheppard signed by the Fins.
Gotta love Buffalo Bruises.Bye Bye Brady...
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Re: Kelvin Sheppard signed by the Fins.
Dolphins intentionally downgrade own roster: sign LB Kelvin Sheppard!
Sources close to the organization say they needed a "sacrificial lamb" for the ass whoopin' they're about to get on Sunday.Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.Comment
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Re: Kelvin Sheppard signed by the Fins.
Oh ****. Now they'll have insight into our defense and Tannyhill will throw for 500 yards.
...or not.Comment
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Re: Kelvin Sheppard signed by the Fins.
Originally posted by The King View Post
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Jamal Charles rushed for 226 yds and a TD on 22 carries because Raisin Dick was playing.Disclaimer: The sentiment expressed in this post is strictly for entertainment purposes only.Comment
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Re: Kelvin Sheppard signed by the Fins.
I did see that once.Originally posted by pmoon6 View Post
Long-time Pro bowler RT Willie Anderson got cut over $ by CIN because his skills were gone, left in a snit, and was signed by BAL. Come the 2008 season opener @BAL, Willie was obviously handing over CIN's offensive play sets. The announcer Rich Gannon was new, and hadn't yet wised up as to how the announcing game is played (if you want to keep your gig going), noted that it was as if BAL had CIN's playbook.
After the game (CIN got beat), it was obvious in post-game locker room film that the players knew damn well that Willie stabbed him.Fiat justitia ruat caelum. Noli timere. Laus Deo.Comment
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Re: Kelvin Sheppard signed by the Fins.
Miami has no LB's, LOL.
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