How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

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  • PromoTheRobot
    Registered User
    • Sep 2003
    • 2311
    #1

    How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

    A paper bag should do it.
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  • Scumbag College
    Registered User
    • Oct 2002
    • 4949
    #2
    Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

    Just call him before the game and tell him that it's his imaginary dead girlfriend back from the grave again. That'll distract him.
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    • Meathead
      Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
      • Jul 2002
      • 21349
      #3
      Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

      omg that guy will never live that down
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      • Night Train
        Retired - On Several Levels
        • Jul 2005
        • 33117
        #4
        Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

        Tell him in pre-game his imaginary cat died.
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        • Dr. Lecter
          Zero for Zero!
          • Mar 2003
          • 67934
          #5
          Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

          Wear Alabama jerseys during the game. That is a definite way to make him disappear
          Originally posted by mysticsoto
          Lecter is right in everything he said.
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          • feldspar
            Registered User
            • Mar 2007
            • 13620
            #6
            Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

            Inform him that the Chargers never existed in the first place.

            That oughta really **** him up.

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            • BLeonard
              BoB Sabermetrician
              • Jan 2003
              • 4625
              #7
              Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

              Just get Katie to sit down with him and he'll start singing:



              -Bill

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              • trapezeus
                Legendary Zoner
                • Oct 2004
                • 19525
                #8
                Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

                because of this thread, i predict a breakout game for Teo. bah!

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                • The King
                  Without me it's just Awe so
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 42380
                  #9
                  Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

                  Serve him a summons for abusing his girlfriend right before game time?
                  I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                  "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                  You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                  It was all                   true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                  He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can                   mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                  • GvilleBills
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 862
                    #10
                    Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

                    Fakes... Lots of fakes.
                    Diehard BillGator... best of both worlds
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                    • DynaPaul
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 7540
                      #11
                      Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

                      Have a REAL girlfriend show up. Maybe one of those butthurt former Jills?

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                      • YardRat
                        Well, lookie here...
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 86151
                        #12
                        Re: How are the Bills going to contain Manti Te'o Sunday?

                        lol...you guys can be ****ing nasty
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