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The Natrix
10-02-2014, 01:20 PM
So there was:

Captain Checkdown
Dredsoe
Fitztragic/magic/craptrick
Loseman
Jimbo
KneeJ
The Mullet
Etc etc.

Do we need to see how Orton plays over the course of several games before we can give him a proper nickname?


Sergeant Stache?

That's all I've got.

IlluminatusUIUC
10-02-2014, 01:25 PM
Whoreton

The Natrix
10-02-2014, 01:30 PM
Not really a nickname but...

"You got KO'd!"

The Natrix
10-02-2014, 01:36 PM
I hope the Detroit D gets Kyle-drived.

casdhf
10-02-2014, 01:38 PM
In a true, Jack Daniels, drunken fashion, lets go with "Slump Buster."

Buffalo Thriller
10-02-2014, 01:45 PM
O cephus

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O cephus

WagonCircler
10-02-2014, 01:46 PM
Uncle Rico.

17138

sukie
10-02-2014, 01:50 PM
Bandaid.

JoeMama
10-02-2014, 01:52 PM
Uncle Rico.

17138

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q263/JoeMama025/yess2.gif (http://s138.photobucket.com/user/JoeMama025/media/yess2.gif.html)

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

RedEyE
10-02-2014, 01:59 PM
Uncle Rico.

17138

Wow! Hahahahahahahaha

Uncanny

Skooby
10-02-2014, 02:00 PM
Snortin' Orton.

JoeMama
10-02-2014, 02:03 PM
It's creepy how accurate that is, especially in this shot.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/By4cJHXIQAAg97y.jpg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bw9hIPLCAAEY1Xy.jpg:large

Night Train
10-02-2014, 02:05 PM
Snortin'

The Natrix
10-02-2014, 02:14 PM
Locker room Reporter 1:
*pokes reporter 2

Reporter 2: "What!?"

Reporter 1:
"Do it. Do it. Ask him. Say I mustache you a question."

Reporter 2:
*Gives reporter 1 a confused look.

CommissarSpartacus
10-02-2014, 03:38 PM
Kelly Holcomb's revenge...

JoeMama
10-02-2014, 04:03 PM
Kyle Orton should ride a Liger onto the field and spike some Tupperware at the 50.

WagonCircler
10-02-2014, 04:21 PM
Kelly Holcomb's revenge...

Hahahaha. Nice.

TacklingDummy
10-02-2014, 04:33 PM
Super Bowl MVP

DraftBoy
10-02-2014, 05:29 PM
The Big Ugly

BillsImpossible
10-02-2014, 05:37 PM
Flash Orton.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjE1OTU3ODAwMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzQ2NjczNA@@._V1_SX214_AL_.jpg

TacklingDummy
10-02-2014, 09:01 PM
Kyle "Pick Machine" Orton
Kyle "TacklingDummy" Orton
Kyle "Turnover" Orton

Generalissimus Gibby
10-02-2014, 10:15 PM
So there was:

Captain Checkdown
Dredsoe
Fitztragic/magic/craptrick
Loseman
Jimbo
KneeJ
The Mullet
Etc etc.

Do we need to see how Orton plays over the course of several games before we can give him a proper nickname?


Sergeant Stache?

That's all I've got.

The Bullpen

Forward_Lateral
10-03-2014, 10:19 AM
Kyle "Pick Machine" Orton
Kyle "TacklingDummy" Orton
Kyle "Turnover" Orton

Kyle "Iwishtacklingdummywouldeatsomeleadpaint" Orton

Meathead
10-03-2014, 10:38 AM
kyle 'temporary' orton

TacklingDummy
10-03-2014, 03:19 PM
Kyle "Pick 6" Orton

swiper
10-03-2014, 03:52 PM
Better Days Missing Testes

black N yellow
10-03-2014, 07:44 PM
Losman's more talented twin.

BertSquirtgum
10-03-2014, 08:06 PM
Kyle "Pick 6" Orton

You wouldn't be happy if Kate Upton walked into your bedroom and sucked you off. You would probably complain about a mole on her arm or something.

K-Gun
10-03-2014, 11:57 PM
fixed:
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Woodman
10-04-2014, 12:01 AM
Just call him by his name. K.O. Baby!!

notacon
10-04-2014, 07:55 AM
Mediocrity

better days
10-04-2014, 08:17 AM
Better Days Missing Testes

Not missing, they are in your mouth.

TacklingDummy
10-05-2014, 12:20 PM
Kyle "Pick 6" Orton

Bingo

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Kyle "Pick Machine" Orton
Kyle "TacklingDummy" Orton
Kyle "Turnover" Orton

Bingo!
Bingo!!
Bingo!!!

POTLAND PSILBYLO
10-05-2014, 03:03 PM
Rico Mexico

Woodman
10-05-2014, 03:06 PM
Just call him by his name. K.O. Baby!!

Our Quarterback sounds about right.

KILL EM K.O.

Mace
10-05-2014, 03:07 PM
The Ortonator.

Generalissimus Gibby
10-05-2014, 03:07 PM
Big Game James Shields

DynaPaul
10-05-2014, 05:38 PM
Winner.

ublinkwescore
10-05-2014, 05:43 PM
Pornstache? Used car salesman?

BertSquirtgum
10-05-2014, 05:46 PM
Uncle Rico is by far the best.

Mr. Cynical
10-05-2014, 05:53 PM
KO

GvilleBills
10-05-2014, 07:05 PM
Orton (never) hears a boo

Woodman
10-06-2014, 10:28 PM
Just call him by his name. K.O. Baby!!

Perfect! 1-0