You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

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  • Forward_Lateral
    Registered User
    • Mar 2004
    • 29897

    You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

    I did something I've never done watching sports. I said a little prayer. I said "God, please let him miss this, haven't I been through enough as a sports fan, please let me have this". And the guy missed.

    I wasted my one sporting prayer on a freaking win over the Lions.

    Sorry guys, it's up to someone else if this happens in the playoffs.
  • YardRat
    Well, lookie here...
    • Dec 2004
    • 86210

    #2
    Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

    I thought it was me...

    1-I refused to start a game day thread, and...
    2-I traded with the football gods over the weekend, eschewing a 'Bama victory in favor of a Bills one.

    Maybe you've still got one in the pocket for a bigger game?
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    • Forward_Lateral
      Registered User
      • Mar 2004
      • 29897

      #3
      Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

      Originally posted by YardRat View Post
      I thought it was me...

      1-I refused to start a game day thread, and...
      2-I traded with the football gods over the weekend, eschewing a 'Bama victory in favor of a Bills one.

      Maybe you've still got one in the pocket for a bigger game?
      I don't know man. I'll try.

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      • kscdogbillsfan1221
        Registered User
        • Nov 2007
        • 5652

        #4
        Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

        It was me. I'm now 2 and 0 in starting game day threads
        I came.
        I saw.
        I conquered.

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        • Meathead
          Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
          • Jul 2002
          • 21349

          #5
          Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

          i didnt have any sex this week leading up to the game

          dont know why that didnt work for the other hundred and fifty games tho
          One set of rules for all in the beloved community

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          • Night Train
            Retired - On Several Levels
            • Jul 2005
            • 33117

            #6
            Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

            I thought it was this girl who was standing between the posts in the end zone.

            Anonymity is an abused privilege, abused most by people who mistake vitriol for wisdom and cynicism for wit

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            • black N yellow
              Registered User
              • Dec 2012
              • 311

              #7
              Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

              for a minute I thought you were going to say that you were there with a laser pointer.

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              • Cleve
                Registered User
                • Oct 2004
                • 3014

                #8
                Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

                Originally posted by black N yellow View Post
                for a minute I thought you were going to say that you were there with a laser pointer.
                haha - that's what I thought too! Hope it's not a new trend at games - it would suck to have games affected by BS from the stands.

                This lowly cart.... it hits harder and has a higher yards
                per play average than the Bills' offense!

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                • Albany,n.y.
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 5599

                  #9
                  Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

                  It was Ralph's ghost pushing the kicks low, wide or whatever it took. He also created a gust of wind behind Carpenter on that 58 yarder. Just like that old baseball movie Angels in the outfield.

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                  • dog14787
                    Registered User
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 1701

                    #10
                    Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

                    It was me for not making any predictions,

                    I swear,

                    I do, really...

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                    • Buffalogic
                      Rumblin' Stumblin' Bumblin'
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 5345

                      #11
                      Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

                      Thought you were going to say you were pointing lasers dueling the other Lions fan.

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                      • YardRat
                        Well, lookie here...
                        • Dec 2004
                        • 86210

                        #12
                        Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

                        Originally posted by Meathead View Post
                        i didnt have any sex this week leading up to the game

                        dont know why that didnt work for the other hundred and fifty games tho
                        Oh gawd, that's funny as hell!
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                        • BertSquirtgum
                          Legendary Zoner
                          • May 2009
                          • 13379

                          #13
                          Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

                          You can thank me for falling asleep and my bad luck didn't seep through the TV into the Bills.

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                          • BertSquirtgum
                            Legendary Zoner
                            • May 2009
                            • 13379

                            #14
                            Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

                            Originally posted by Meathead View Post
                            i didnt have any sex this week leading up to the game

                            dont know why that didnt work for the other hundred and fifty games tho
                            Good **** right here

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                            • MitchMurrayDowntown
                              Skoobasaurus-Rex
                              • Oct 2011
                              • 22284

                              #15
                              Re: You can thank me for the Lions last missed FG

                              Originally posted by YardRat View Post
                              I thought it was me...

                              1-I refused to start a game day thread,
                              Ditto.

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