Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Carpenters and Laser Beams

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  • The King
    Without me it's just Awe so
    • Jun 2004
    • 42380
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    Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Carpenters and Laser Beams

    I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
    "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
    You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
    It was all     true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
    He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can     mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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  • Mr. Miyagi
    Lecter's Little *****

    • Sep 2002
    • 53616
    #2
    Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Carpenters and Laser Beams

    Great strip, you forgot to show the dollar bills oozing out of the refs' pockets.
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    • MitchMurrayDowntown
      Skoobasaurus-Rex
      • Oct 2011
      • 22284
      #3
      Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Carpenters and Laser Beams

      Simply awesome.

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      • Meathead
        Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
        • Jul 2002
        • 21349
        #4
        Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Carpenters and Laser Beams

        cant read subtitles in second frame whats it say
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        • Luisito23
          Men Have Superbowl Gold, Legends Have Platinum Hearts!!!
          • Apr 2003
          • 7434
          #5
          Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Carpenters and Laser Beams

          Originally posted by Meathead View Post
          cant read subtitles in second frame whats it say

          POS Ref- We didn't see anything (this is a joke for everyone who saw the game...they literally saw nothing).
          "Expect rejection, but expect more to overcome it."
          ***Marv Levy.***

          "Coach Levy is one of the most inspirational people that I have ever known."
          ***Thurman Thomas.***

          "You're not going to find a more classier, down-to-Earth person away from the field than Marv Levy. He's a guy who's pretty much made me what I am today as far as a professional player and a person."
          ***Jim Kelly***

          Marv Levy's Website

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          • OpIv37
            Acid Douching Asswipe
            • Sep 2002
            • 101332
            #6
            Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Carpenters and Laser Beams

            Originally posted by Mr. Miyagi View Post
            Great strip, you forgot to show the dollar bills oozing out of the refs' pockets.
            That's next week. In Detroit, no one has any money. The only thing they can bribe the refs with are crack and American cars. Word is they always take the crack.
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            • The King
              Without me it's just Awe so
              • Jun 2004
              • 42380
              #7
              Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Carpenters and Laser Beams

              Thanks guys. As always, if you like this please share.
              I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
              "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
              You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
              It was all               true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
              He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can               mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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              • Meathead
                Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                • Jul 2002
                • 21349
                #8
                Re: Kings Cartoons: Week 5 - Carpenters and Laser Beams

                Originally posted by OpIv37 View Post
                That's next week. In Detroit, no one has any money. The only thing they can bribe the refs with are crack and American cars. Word is they always take the crack.
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