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  • Mace
    Haha...yeah you think so ?
    • Mar 2013
    • 20314
    #1

    Pats sign Alan Branch !

    Had he not been a late, loafing, unprepared drunken out of shape mountain of a man striving to impress coming off the contract of his career and had the Pats not slapped us stupid in our house, I might think they hadn't done themselves harm and might well be preparing to slap us around worse in their house, but now they might have to do it without a few toes from shooting them off themselves.


    Alan Branch, New England Patriots agree to one-year deal
    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000415238/article/alan-branch-new-england-patriots-agree-to-oneyear-deal
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  • ParanoidAndroid
    My battery is low and it's getting dark.
    • Apr 2004
    • 16833
    #2
    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

    He was the only guy on the D-line to not record a single sack last year.

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    • Swiper
      Registered User
      • Sep 2010
      • 33105
      #3
      Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

      He became bad news quickly.

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      • don137
        Registered User
        • Jul 2002
        • 7720
        #4
        Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

        Chandler Jones out a month and the addition of Allan Branch. I'd say that is a huge downgrade for Pats with some tough teams coming up on schedule. Only helps the Bills. Doubt Branch will be on roster when Bills play Pats again.

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        • black N yellow
          Registered User
          • Dec 2012
          • 311
          #5
          Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

          championship.

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          • casdhf
            Registered User
            • Jul 2002
            • 17542
            #6
            Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

            He played well last season before he got his extension. I'd say he'll play well again this year trying to earn another payday.
            Originally posted by BillsZone Mod
            cas,

            I'm just letting you know that you have been given 2 points for telling Wys AKA Mark to kill himself.

            BillsZone Mod

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            • Pinkerton Security
              Pinkerton's son
              • Feb 2006
              • 6003
              #7
              Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

              Branch a capable 3/4 DE or interior DL, but not much good other than being large. He's no Chandler Jones but hes a decent replacement off the waiver wire for them.

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              • Meathead
                Insufferable prick and perpetual crybaby
                • Jul 2002
                • 21349
                #8
                Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

                he was a good player before getting extended and apparently going on a binge of debauchery that included not working out and driving drunk. fitty bones there was weed involved

                i suspect he got back in shape and could be a very adequate fill in for them
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                • better days
                  Registered User
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 22028
                  #9
                  Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

                  Originally posted by Meathead View Post
                  he was a good player before getting extended and apparently going on a binge of debauchery that included not working out and driving drunk. fitty bones there was weed involved

                  i suspect he got back in shape and could be a very adequate fill in for them
                  That is the big question.

                  Did Branch get in shape thinking a team with injuries would come calling or did he sit back & get even fatter & more out of shape?

                  I guess we will find out.

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                  • DynaPaul
                    Registered User
                    • Sep 2003
                    • 7540
                    #10
                    Re: Pats sign Alan Branch !

                    Will Belichick motivate him by dangling a donut on a string over his facemask?

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