Help me have some fun at the Jets expense

[LtBillsFan66]

Now that I’m living on Long Island (the locals pronounce it “Laaaawn Guylind”), I decided I’ll check out a few days of Jets training camp – at Hofstra University (10 minutes from me).

So, I’ll be there. Now, give me some ideas and suggestions on what I should tell or ask the players. Trash talk, snide remarks, etc. I can’t promise that I’ll actually use them , but lets have some fun coming up with some ideas.

Examples.
I’ll ask Pennington where he gets his haircut so I know where not to go.

I’ll approach some third stringer for an autograph and ask what his name is and when he tells me, I’ll say, “Oh forget the autograph, you’re a scrub, I don’t want you wasting my ink.”

I’ll ask Josh Evans where I can score some cocaine.


:huddle:

[Dozerdog]

Tell Wayne Cherbet that Keyshawn Johnson was right- he sucks

[Dozerdog]

Actually, there was this obnoxious lawyer in DC (I beleive) who used to sit behind the opponent's bench at the Washington Bullets games (Not sure if he's still there)

His schtick was to yell at the opposition players with some creative smack. When Jordan came to town with the Bulls, he would read right out of Jordan's book- Jordan Rules - and read aloud all the embarassing knocks against the coach and team mates- who were sitting right there.

You should get Johnson's Throw me the Damn Ball- it's a little out of date and most of the Jets are now gone, but I hear he railed on Cherbet- maybe even get wayne to sign it...LOL

[LtBillsFan66]

I think I have a copy of the book somewhere.

[EricStratton]

Just remember, as you pull the pen from the scrub giving you an autograph that he's 6'4" - 245lbs and jacked up on creotin and gatorade.

[LtBillsFan66]

Originally posted by EricStratton
Just remember, as you pull the pen from the scrub giving you an autograph that he's 6'4" - 245lbs and jacked up on creotin and gatorade.

I'll make that a third string punter.

[EricStratton]

Originally posted by billsfanone


I'll make that a third string punter.

Good move.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by Dozerdog Actually, there was this obnoxious lawyer in DC (I beleive) who used to sit behind the opponent's bench at the Washington Bullets games (Not sure if he's still there)

His schtick was to yell at the opposition players with some creative smack. When Jordan came to town with the Bulls, he would read right out of Jordan's book- Jordan Rules - and read aloud all the embarassing knocks against the coach and team mates- who were sitting right there.

Robin Ficker. That dumb ass actually tried to run for the Senate! He's a freaking moron! And, I'm sure he's still annoying the teams at Wizards games!

Here's a link on Robin...

http://www.newsline.umd.edu/politics/specialreports/elections02/fickerfactor110102.htm

[Crinoline]

Hey! I love on Long Island so keep the puns to a minimum! :p Be sure to check out the Hooters near Hofstra on Hempstead Turnpike. Ask the Jets if they are planning any brawls at Bogarts this year.

[LtBillsFan66]

Good suggestion.

I love Long Island too! Just not the people who live there.

Hooters? My description of any Hooters is lousy cafeteria food delivered by chicks too ugly to become strippers.

Do you come to McFadden's? Where on LI do you live?

[Crinoline]

I live in Babylon, east and about a half hour from Hofstra. I usually go across the street to the Sports Page Bar to watch football games. He has a satellite dish so I can see all the Bills games a stone's throw from my house. The hot wings aren't that great but it is tough to find good wings on Long Island.

Oh yeah, if you've been to the Hooters in Toronto you would change your tune about the women.

[Valerie]

Originally posted by billsfanoneI love Long Island too! Just not the people who live there.

Hey! Watch it, buddy! I'm 100% Laaawn Guylind girl! Island girls are the best!

[LtBillsFan66]

Ok. I'm in Woodmere now. I'm from Yonkers. I used to go to a Sports Page in White Plains. Maybe it's the same owners...

Hot women in Toronto Hooters huh? I guess there is one good reason to visit Canada.

[ublinkwescore]

Originally posted by billsfanone


I'll make that a third string punter.

Why?

So it can hurt 10x's worse when he kicks you in the nuts?

Start out with the waterboys.

[ublinkwescore]

My uncle took my gay cousin to Hooters in Phoenix AZ - didn't work.
















































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