If 6 Feet of Snow Can Fall On Cheektowaga, The Bills Can Make The Playoffs

[BillsImpossible]

Chances are as slim, right?

About as likely as Vladimir Putin taking a dump on my front porch.

Who'd of thought?

"It'll never happen."

It just did.

Anything can happen.

If anything, the chances of a storm the size of which just hit WNY is less than the Bills making the playoffs.

Not a snowballs chance in hell, right?

You'll never know until it really happens.

[imbondz]

It's 100%, perfectly impossible. not a chance. The probability of the storm that just hit, happening again next week, is even higher than the Bills making the playoffs.

[Albany,n.y.]

The snow didn't have to face GB, NE & Den.

[notacon]

Well...I got to hand it to BillsImpossible. I've never seen such blind optimism. You certainly have your name right.

[OpIv37]

The problem with potential playoff scenarios for the Bills: all of them require the Bills to win.

We couldn't beat the Chiefs, who proceeded to lose to the 0-10 Raiders.

Enough said, without even mentioning the choke job against the Fish.

[BertSquirtgum]

Chances are as slim, right?

About as likely as Vladimir Putin taking a dump on my front porch.

Who'd of thought?

"It'll never happen."

It just did.

Anything can happen.

If anything, the chances of a storm the size of which just hit WNY is less than the Bills making the playoffs.

Not a snowballs chance in hell, right?

You'll never know until it really happens.

Kids. This is why we tell you not to do drugs.

[WagonCircler]

Chances are as slim, right?

About as likely as Vladimir Putin taking a dump on my front porch.

Who'd of thought?.

Wait--Putin just took a dump on your front porch?

[Fletch]

Wait--Putin just took a dump on your front porch?

Don't step on that flaming bag.

[YardRat]

The problem with potential playoff scenarios for the Bills: all of them require the Bills to win.

We couldn't beat the Chiefs, who proceeded to lose to the 0-10 Raiders.

Enough said, without even mentioning the choke job against the Fish.

The loss itself certainly is meaningful, but the attempt at any correlation is not.

[IlluminatusUIUC]

The loss itself certainly is meaningful, but the attempt at any correlation is not.

Yeah, that Chiefs loss was as close to a perfect storm of trap game as you can have: A road game, on short rest, vs. an intense division rival, in a rainstorm, in primetime (the home team's only primetime game), sandwiched between two games against both defending conference champions.

Seriously, I'm finding it hard to imagine a scenario more ripe for an upset.

[Mr. Pink]

Almost 7 feet fell in 2001. No playoffs.

Guess what? In 2014 there will be no playoffs either.

[feldspar]

I'm really surprised that nobody has made a joke about how the Bills are "six-feet under."

I'll take full credit for it.

[chris66]

Chances are as slim, right?

About as likely as Vladimir Putin taking a dump on my front porch.

Who'd of thought?

"It'll never happen."

It just did.

Anything can happen.

If anything, the chances of a storm the size of which just hit WNY is less than the Bills making the playoffs.

Not a snowballs chance in hell, right?

You'll never know until it really happens.7-9 wont make the playoffs

[OpIv37]

The loss itself certainly is meaningful, but the attempt at any correlation is not.

The correlation is that the Chiefs are a very beatable team, and not nearly as good as the teams coming up on our schedule.
I reiterate: if the Bills can't beat the Chiefs or Fish, there is no reason to believe they can beat the Packers, Broncos or Pats.

[Fletch]

The correlation is that the Chiefs are a very beatable team, and not nearly as good as the teams coming up on our schedule.
I reiterate: if the Bills can't beat the Chiefs or Fish, there is no reason to believe they can beat the Packers, Broncos or Pats.

Or Browns.