I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

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  • BillsImpossible
    Registered User
    • Mar 2013
    • 16206

    I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

    The Bills Mafia would welcome Anthony to, "The Family."

    Cowher can't be a made man because he isn't Italian.

    Just kidding.



    He is 32-41 as a head coach in the NFL.

    Sparano was an offensive coordinator for the Jets, and he's also an offensive line coach.

    Chad Pennington was the best quarterback Sparano ever had, back in 2008 and the Dolphins finished 11-5 in his first season.

    Then came Chad Henne and Matt Moore and the rest is history.

    Amazing what a bad quarterback can do to a franchise.

    Tony Sparano has a lot of experience with young quarterbacks like Henne, Moore, and now Derek Carr in Oakland.

    Sparano had Bill Parcells and Jeff Ireland to thank for Miami's QB situation.

    I want a new Bills HC that will be able to draft his own quarterback for once.

    I don't want Doug Whaley telling the new head coach, "Here's my round quarterback, not fit him in your square offense."

    Tony Sparano isn't a stubborn Irish ***** with thin skin either. He's been around the NFL block more than twice.
  • Jry44
    Registered User
    • Apr 2013
    • 607

    #2
    Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

    Originally posted by BillsImpossible View Post
    The Bills Mafia would welcome Anthony to, "The Family."

    Cowher can't be a made man because he isn't Italian.

    Just kidding.



    He is 32-41 as a head coach in the NFL.

    Sparano was an offensive coordinator for the Jets, and he's also an offensive line coach.

    Chad Pennington was the best quarterback Sparano ever had, back in 2008 and the Dolphins finished 11-5 in his first season.

    Then came Chad Henne and Matt Moore and the rest is history.

    Amazing what a bad quarterback can do to a franchise.

    Tony Sparano has a lot of experience with young quarterbacks like Henne, Moore, and now Derek Carr in Oakland.

    Sparano had Bill Parcells and Jeff Ireland to thank for Miami's QB situation.

    I want a new Bills HC that will be able to draft his own quarterback for once.

    I don't want Doug Whaley telling the new head coach, "Here's my round quarterback, not fit him in your square offense."



    Tony Sparano isn't a stubborn Irish ***** with thin skin either. He's been around the NFL block more than twice.
    Haha, I see what you're trying to do here. However, today is January 1st, not April 1st!
    Last edited by Jry44; 01-01-2015, 08:51 PM.

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    • kscdogbillsfan1221
      Registered User
      • Nov 2007
      • 5652

      #3
      Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

      I prefer Silvio Dante myself
      I came.
      I saw.
      I conquered.

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      • BertSquirtgum
        Legendary Zoner
        • May 2009
        • 13379

        #4
        Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

        Art Briles or bust.

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        • Mace
          Haha...yeah you think so ?
          • Mar 2013
          • 20315

          #5
          Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

          Originally posted by kscdogbillsfan1221 View Post
          I prefer Silvio Dante myself
          I'm thinking Furio Giunta myself, though I suspect he's a better OC.
          Last edited by Mace; 01-01-2015, 09:07 PM.

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          • BillsImpossible
            Registered User
            • Mar 2013
            • 16206

            #6
            Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

            I'm going to make you a deal you can't refuse.

            Sparano comes in as HC, drafts Bryce Petty, and the Bills front office shells out big money for Mike Iupati because his name ends in i.

            Sparano and Whaley find a better than Urbik option in the 3rd round, and the Bills offense rocks like La Nova.

            Marrone's meat and potatoes with no gravy and no butter approach on offense needs to be replaced with a coach that actually has two meatballs between his legs.

            3rd and 22, what would Marrone do? Dump off screen...punt.

            3rd and 22, what does Sparano do?

            Throw the $u(king ball.

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            • YardRat
              Well, lookie here...
              • Dec 2004
              • 86278

              #7
              Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

              He's still carrying some leftover Fin-stench.
              YardRat Wall of Fame
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              • BillsImpossible
                Registered User
                • Mar 2013
                • 16206

                #8
                Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

                Originally posted by YardRat View Post
                He's still carrying some leftover Fin-stench.
                Fins smelled like roses back in 2008. Chad Pennington folks...11-5! Playoffs.

                "Playoffs!"

                Bill Parcells and Jeff Ireland drafted Chad Henne to replace the other missing Chad.

                Sorry, had to do it.

                A coach is as good as his quarterback.

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                • OLDSRIP
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 577

                  #9
                  Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

                  I always liked Tony too.

                  But I still don't like how that show ended.

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                  • YardRat
                    Well, lookie here...
                    • Dec 2004
                    • 86278

                    #10
                    Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

                    Originally posted by BillsImpossible View Post
                    Fins smelled like roses back in 2008. Chad Pennington folks...11-5! Playoffs.

                    "Playoffs!"

                    Bill Parcells and Jeff Ireland drafted Chad Henne to replace the other missing Chad.

                    Sorry, had to do it.

                    A coach is as good as his quarterback.
                    He gimmicked his way through a season with two very good running backs. His best contribution to that team was actually taking the ball out of Pennington's hands. Didn't take long for defenses to catch up, and he was history.
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                    • Bill Cody
                      Registered User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 11915

                      #11
                      Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

                      Originally posted by BillsImpossible View Post
                      Fins smelled like roses back in 2008. Chad Pennington folks...11-5! Playoffs.

                      "Playoffs!"

                      Bill Parcells and Jeff Ireland drafted Chad Henne to replace the other missing Chad.

                      Sorry, had to do it.

                      A coach is as good as his quarterback.
                      no

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                      • sudzy
                        Registered User
                        • Apr 2013
                        • 2802

                        #12
                        Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

                        Go be a Raiders fan. As far I know they still employ him.

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                        • DynaPaul
                          Registered User
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 7540

                          #13
                          Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

                          Wow man, mentioning some of these names around here reeks of desperation. Ya might as well be looking for the most acceptable fat girl at the bar just after last call.

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                          • YardRat
                            Well, lookie here...
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 86278

                            #14
                            Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

                            "Marrone reminds some of Sparano" pretty much is the dagger in the heart for me.
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                            • better days
                              Registered User
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22028

                              #15
                              Re: I've Always Liked Tony Sparano

                              Originally posted by DynaPaul View Post
                              Wow man, mentioning some of these names around here reeks of desperation. Ya might as well be looking for the most acceptable fat girl at the bar just after last call.
                              Reminds me of a hilarious song Shredd & Ragan play from time to time, "butter face"

                              It describes a woman who has every quality a man could want, killer bod, soft supple skin, great hair, great personality, but her face is too damn UGLY.

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