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  • CommissarSpartacus
    Registered User
    • Mar 2003
    • 54113

    I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

    Never in a million years would I have thought the Bills would have done something SO COMPLETELY weird as hiring the fired HC of another AFL East team.

    For 5 years, the fanbase has excoriated Rex Ryan for being a buffoon and a loser.

    Now I have to ****ing cheer for him and defend him and praise him as a brilliant hire who I'd like to have a beer with?

    **** that.

    It'd be one thing if Bill Belichek had a fight with Robert Kraft and decided to come here to piss him off, but...but...but...

    REX RYAN?

    Are you ****ing kidding me? $27.5 million for 5 years?

    Does Rex have naked pictures of Pegula's wife?
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  • l3ills
    Registered User
    • Apr 2013
    • 43

    #2
    Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

    Stop Whining. He's the best coach available period. Someone please keep a record of all these people apposing Rex so that this time next year while we're still playing we can call them out. AVGN voice: I'm Dead ****ing Serious....
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    • HAMMER
      I'm right, Miyagi is wrong.
      • Jul 2003
      • 8132

      #3
      Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

      Apposing? Really?

      Careful what you wish for, it works both ways on the "calling out" thing 13ills.

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      • feldspar
        Registered User
        • Mar 2007
        • 13620

        #4
        Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

        Originally posted by Spartacus View Post

        Now I have to ****ing cheer for him and defend him and praise him as a brilliant hire who I'd like to have a beer with?

        **** that.
        You don't have to do anything and could **** off for all I care.

        Do you think that Rex Ryan is an upgrade over Doug Marrone? Answer that.

        Also, I'm pretty sure that Ryan didn't come out of the AFL East, or AFL anywhere. Pretty sure that's kaput, as well is Marrone and all the rest of history.

        God forbid fans disparage people from within their own division.

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        • l3ills
          Registered User
          • Apr 2013
          • 43

          #5
          Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

          Originally posted by HAMMER View Post
          Apposing? Really?

          Careful what you wish for, it works both ways on the "calling out" thing 13ills.

          I'm all in baby. Put me on your list. If I'm wrong I'll eat a whole crow alive......It's eyes and everything.
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          • MitchMurrayDowntown
            Skoobasaurus-Rex
            • Oct 2011
            • 22284

            #6
            Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

            Marrone had no idea how an NFL offense works, see all these new teams lining up to make him a Headcoach? Rex was being sought by many teams, probably more than announced. Doug is unemployed and will probably become a scout / disappear, you just watch.

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            • feldspar
              Registered User
              • Mar 2007
              • 13620

              #7
              Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

              Strange and hard to believe, though?

              Absolutely.

              I kinda hated Apollo Creed at first and cheered my ass off when he lost in Part II finally...but I warmed up to Apollo Creed when he trained Rocky Balboa to beat Clubber Lang in Part III...so there is that. I was even sad when Creed was beaten to death by Ivan Drago in Part IV. For those of you confused, Rex Ryan is Apollo Creed in this analogy. You should appreciate him more when he's on your team. Let's just hope he doesn't get beaten to death like Creed.
              Last edited by feldspar; 01-12-2015, 08:37 PM.

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              • bdutton
                Registered User
                • Jul 2013
                • 1825

                #8
                Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

                Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
                Never in a million years would I have thought the Bills would have done something SO COMPLETELY weird as hiring the fired HC of another AFL East team.

                For 5 years, the fanbase has excoriated Rex Ryan for being a buffoon and a loser.

                Now I have to ****ing cheer for him and defend him and praise him as a brilliant hire who I'd like to have a beer with?

                **** that.

                It'd be one thing if Bill Belichek had a fight with Robert Kraft and decided to come here to piss him off, but...but...but...

                REX RYAN?

                Are you ****ing kidding me? $27.5 million for 5 years?

                Does Rex have naked pictures of Pegula's wife's feet?
                Fixed.

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                • BertSquirtgum
                  Legendary Zoner
                  • May 2009
                  • 13379

                  #9
                  Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

                  Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
                  Never in a million years would I have thought the Bills would have done something SO COMPLETELY weird as hiring the fired HC of another AFL East team.

                  For 5 years, the fanbase has excoriated Rex Ryan for being a buffoon and a loser.

                  Now I have to ****ing cheer for him and defend him and praise him as a brilliant hire who I'd like to have a beer with?

                  **** that.

                  It'd be one thing if Bill Belichek had a fight with Robert Kraft and decided to come here to piss him off, but...but...but...

                  REX RYAN?

                  Are you ****ing kidding me? $27.5 million for 5 years?

                  Does Rex have naked pictures of Pegula's wife?
                  How many boxes of tissues did you need me to send you?

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                  • feldspar
                    Registered User
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 13620

                    #10
                    Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

                    Originally posted by BertSquirtgum View Post
                    How many boxes of tissues did you need me to send you?
                    Three for his runny nose, five for his propensity to crap his pants, and seven for...you know, the other thing.

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                    • Meathead
                      Insufferable ***** and perpetual crybaby
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 21349

                      #11
                      Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

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                      • IlluminatusUIUC
                        Registered User
                        • Sep 2012
                        • 8966

                        #12
                        Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

                        Spartacus,

                        It all comes down to one thing: Rex Ryan beat the Pats in Foxboro, in the playoffs.

                        If you dig hard enough, that's the reason so many on this board are excited about this move. If you look at his tenure overall, I would find it hard to spin as a positive. I think he can be a good coach but this is the wrong situation for him.


                        Billszone 2013 Prediction Contest winner!

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                        • cookie G
                          Registered User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 7575

                          #13
                          Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

                          Originally posted by Spartacus View Post
                          Never in a million years would I have thought the Bills would have done something SO COMPLETELY weird as hiring the fired HC of another AFL East team.

                          For 5 years, the fanbase has excoriated Rex Ryan for being a buffoon and a loser.

                          Now I have to ****ing cheer for him and defend him and praise him as a brilliant hire who I'd like to have a beer with?

                          **** that.

                          It'd be one thing if Bill Belichek had a fight with Robert Kraft and decided to come here to piss him off, but...but...but...

                          REX RYAN?

                          Are you ****ing kidding me? $27.5 million for 5 years?

                          Does Rex have naked pictures of Pegula's wife?
                          Rivalries aren't quite what they used to be. And its too bad.

                          When I was a kid...when the Chiefs played the Raiders..there was almost always a bench clearing brawl.


                          The Cowboys and the Redskins..

                          check link and see what they used to say about each other.




                          "George Allen never used to say 'the Dallas Cowboys', it was always 'the goddamned Dallas Cowboys.' It's the Cowboys' uniform. It strikes hate and loathing in my mind, almost in a Pavlovian sense."

                          -John Wilbur

                          "Die you dogs. Die you Dallas dogs."

                          - Sam Wyche




                          "Roger Staubach can't read defenses and wears skirts..."

                          - Ron McDole to the press, when asked about what he thought of the Cowboys quarterback


                          "I wouldn't shake hands with him, but I shook hands with everyone else, just to irritate him..."

                          Diron Talbert, on when Talbert and Staubach gathered at midfield with the other captains before kickoff


                          "If you knock Staubach out, you've got that rookie facing you. That's one of our goals."

                          - Diron Talbert (Staubach was knocked out in the 3rd quarter, Thanksgiving Day, 1974, with the Redskins leading 16-3 -- but the rookie, Clint Longley, came in to beat Washington, 24-23)


                          "Next time they'll have to kill me."

                          -Roger Staubach, when asked his thoughts of being targeted in a future Redskins game


                          "When you sign with Washington, you sign a contract to hate the Cowboys."

                          -Charles Mann

                          "Tom Landry, hahahaha. Tex Schram, hahhaha. Roger Staubach, hahahha."

                          -George Allen to a television camera, after beating Dallas in Texas Stadium in 1976.

                          "He (Randy White) would follow me after third downs. I'd turn around and he'd stand there on the hash mark and flip me the bird. And I was like 'Screw him,', he doesn't sign my paycheck."

                          -Mark May, describing the personal rivalry he had with Randy White


                          "Joe Theismann is a garbage-mouth little SOB. He's such a hot dog that all he needs is a bun."

                          -John Dutton


                          "We're standing there for the national anthem. When it's over, Joe (Bugel) looks over to the other sideline at Ernie Stautner, who's the Cowboys defensive line coach. Joe yells over to him and flips him off."

                          -Joe Jacoby

                          "I got to the line, and I said to Randy White, 'Our coaches love you. We're going to run it over you again and again.' Randy wasn't very happy, but after three or four times, he didn't say a word."

                          -Jeff Bostic







                          "I wanted to just... put his lights out ....because, you know, ...Dallas sucks..."

                          - Dexter Manley, referring to Danny White whom he knocked out of the first half of the 1982 NFC Championship game.






                          "If you grow up in metro Washington, you grow up a diehard Redskins fan. But if you hate your parents, you grow up a Cowboys fan."

                          -Jim Lachey


                          The Hogs hated Randy White, and Randy White hated the hogs.


                          Now...

                          We don't have a rivalry with NE, because they always win.

                          The Fins games just don't have that feeling any more.

                          The closest you have to hate rivalries now are Richard Sherma doing smacktalk and the Ravens/Steelers.

                          I actually love watching the Ravens and Steelers go at it, the refs are stepping in between players after nearly every play.

                          That's about as close as you get.

                          Maybe its free agency, maybe its sanitation of the corporate brand...but it just doesn't seem like that any more..

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                          • feldspar
                            Registered User
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 13620

                            #14
                            Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

                            Originally posted by IlluminatusUIUC View Post
                            I think he can be a good coach but this is the wrong situation for him.
                            Name one single coach that this would be the right situation for.

                            Just one will do.

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                            • Swiper
                              Legendary Zoner
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 33105

                              #15
                              Re: I still can't believe this hire - Rex Ryan?

                              Originally posted by l3ills View Post
                              Stop Whining. He's the best coach available period. Someone please keep a record of all these people apposing Rex so that this time next year while we're still playing we can call them out. AVGN voice: I'm Dead ****ing Serious....

                              Ah - hahahahahaa. Marrone is better. He PROVED it. Why didn't Pegula keep him & Schwartz? John Fox is FAR better than Ryan. Where you people get this idea that Ryan is any good is patently ridiculous. Kubiak is better. There's three. Wade Phillips is better. Eric Mangini is better. Ryan is a fat joke.

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