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northernbillfan

07-18-2002, 06:20 PM

It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane in Alaska.

Hey Arctic, does this happen often?

Cntrygal

07-18-2002, 08:24 PM

Jaded will be pleased that the Alaskan laws are cracking down on this.
:D

LtBillsFan66

07-18-2002, 08:29 PM

What about a hovering helicopter?

Valerie

07-18-2002, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by Cntrygal Jaded will be pleased that the Alaskan laws are cracking down on this. :D
lmao@Cntry. That is just unbelievable! I can't even imagine that this is a problem. Where the heck do people come up with this stuff?

07-18-2002, 08:42 PM

They used to use moose for ballast before they passed this law

Earthquake Enyart

07-19-2002, 06:39 AM

Well, if they act up, you're just supposed to put up with it? Now they know there are no repercussions.

northernbillfan

07-19-2002, 11:00 AM

The moose was a little ticked off when he found out you can't smoke on flights anymore.

Valerie

07-19-2002, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by BigDoug They used to use moose for ballast before they passed this law
What's ballast?? I've never heard of that.

MissBuffalo

07-19-2002, 11:05 AM

isn't ballast some part of a ship??

ArcticWildMan

07-19-2002, 11:10 AM

It was just a form of entertainment for us lonely souls up here. Damn I'll miss doing that....sniff....it was fun!! :D

Cntrygal

07-19-2002, 05:17 PM

MissB!!! WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:

BillC

07-20-2002, 12:06 AM

Originally posted by northernbillfan
It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane in Alaska.

Hey Arctic, does this happen often? I tried that to Hillary on the last campaign..... but the doors to AF 1 weren't wide enough

clumping platelets

07-20-2002, 12:11 AM

:chuckle:

MissBuffalo

07-21-2002, 02:39 PM

Thanks cntry! Good beer here! LOL!!!!
I've been reading all those brochures you sent me. I have to get myself out there for a vacation!!!! It looks amazing!

Halbert

07-21-2002, 08:38 PM

After a few rounds of MTF everyone could swear they thought moose could fly.

#1 Bills Fan

07-22-2002, 01:58 AM

Confusion at KXXZ-FM Anchorage
Tragedy strikes 12th annual Xmas Moose Meat Drop.

FILM AT 11

Phins054

07-22-2002, 03:01 PM

Originally posted by MissBuffalo
isn't ballast some part of a ship??

No silly...its a love song...:rofl:

ArcticWildMan

07-22-2002, 03:36 PM

LMAO Halbert!! After some MTF..the moose start throwing the people out!! :D

The Natrix

07-22-2002, 09:11 PM

what else are you supposd to do with an unwanted moose?

Ebenezer

07-22-2002, 09:25 PM

Steaks???

Cntrygal

07-22-2002, 09:26 PM

Originally posted by Ebenezer
Steaks???
:hungry:

07-22-2002, 10:29 PM

Steaks indeed!

Head piece for the mantle!

Some nice coats!

PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals

northernbillfan

07-23-2002, 01:24 AM

or PETA...

People Eating Tasty Animals

gameboy

07-23-2002, 06:15 AM

Now that guns will be allowed in the ****pit, the problem should be resolved. Nonetheless, I sure hope they make it illegal to jam moose in a moving aircraft. Someone could get hurt.
oops. I didn't realize ****pit was illegal. Substitute flight deck for it.

07-23-2002, 06:20 AM

I saw someone try to "jam" a moose on the flight deck once. It wasn't pretty. :)

SABURZFAN

07-23-2002, 06:20 AM

Originally posted by northernbillfan
It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane in Alaska.

Hey Arctic, does this happen often?

:lol: