Offseason Haiku Contest

[jimmifli]

Bye Doug Hello Rex
Harvin Felton Clay McCoy
But still no QB

[YardRat]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

Dominant D here
Try to fix what is not broke
Stupid coaching hire

[Night Train]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

Ralph is Dead
Not moving to Toronto
We now return to complaining

[stuckincincy]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

End of sellout rule
Without a winning record
December tundra?

[Topas]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

Ralph is Dead
Not moving to Toronto
We now return to complaining

hahaha, "we now return to complaining". That's awesome, NightT.

[jimmifli]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

Dominant D here
Try to fix what is not broke
Stupid coaching hire

But Rex is sexy
the hype train FEELS good, CHOO CHOO
"We are relevant"

[Guest]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

Hope of EJ sinking
Cassel brings dunk and dinking
Parking lot binge drinking

[ublinkwescore]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

**** the pa-tri-ots
i hope their ass-holes burn hot
brady likes anus

(or penis)...

[mightysimi]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

Busting through the line
Leave Mayo holding his jock
Shady runs for six

[Guest]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

OL is porous
NFL worst -- Jags or us?
Kromer glorious!

[Guest]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

Owner Asian pussy
CEO big Rochester wussy
Fans not fussy

[Joe Fo Sho]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

WE'VE GOT THE SPIRIT!!!
SHOUT!!! A LOT OF SPIRIT YEAH!!!
WE'VE GOT THE SPIRIT!!!

[Guest]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

Indian Burial Ground
"Wide Right!!!" so profound
Rex throws off mound

[Mr. Miyagi]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

**** the pa-tri-ots
i hope their ass-holes burn hot
brady likes anus

(or penis)...

[Mr. Miyagi]

Re: Offseason Haiku Contest

Indian Burial Ground
"Wide Right!!!" so profound
Rex throws off mound

So damn annoying
Haiku is five seven five
Jesus ****** Christ