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Zoneblitser
06-05-2015, 08:05 AM
Has anyone heard anything about the bills getting Matt Simms off waivers from the Jets?

Novacane
06-05-2015, 08:08 AM
It's just a rumor. No truth to it.

Mr. Miyagi
06-05-2015, 08:24 AM
It's just a rumor. No truth to it.
I assume you're being sarcastic. This actually happened about 2 weeks ago. Camp arm.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/05/matt-simms-feels-like-he-has-a-better-shot-in-buffalo-than-with-jets/

THRILLHO
06-05-2015, 09:57 AM
I assume you're being sarcastic. This actually happened about 2 weeks ago. Camp arm.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/06/05/matt-simms-feels-like-he-has-a-better-shot-in-buffalo-than-with-jets/

Don't listen to him! Profootballtalk is one of those satire sites like The Onion or Fox News.

Skooby
06-05-2015, 10:06 AM
Deep, spam.

Bill Cody
06-05-2015, 10:47 AM
lol

BertSquirtgum
06-05-2015, 11:14 AM
Is this thread real life?

Mr. Miyagi
06-05-2015, 11:17 AM
I also heard they hired a coach named Rex something. Is this true??

swiper
06-05-2015, 12:07 PM
I also heard they hired a coach named Rex something. Is this true??

You can't make up for your first post.

X-Era
06-05-2015, 05:09 PM
I heard Ralph Wilson died?

YardRat
06-05-2015, 05:24 PM
I also heard they hired a coach named Rex something. Is this true??

I'm still hoping it's just a bad dream.

Mace
06-05-2015, 06:29 PM
Has anyone heard anything about the bills getting Matt Simms off waivers from the Jets?

Come on now, we already have Cassel, Manuel, Taylor and Tuel. To get Simms, we'd have to cut Tuel, and Marrone/Hackett would grab him quick.

POTLAND PSILBYLO
06-05-2015, 06:52 PM
Joe Ferg.

better days
06-05-2015, 07:10 PM
Come on now, we already have Cassel, Manuel, Taylor and Tuel. To get Simms, we'd have to cut Tuel, and Marrone/Hackett would grab him quick.

Yeah, but they will just want to get info out of Tuel for the Bills-Jags game in London.

DynaPaul
06-05-2015, 07:44 PM
Lonnie Johnson signed with Kansas City I heard too.

kscdogbillsfan1221
06-05-2015, 08:30 PM
Is it true that Jim kelly had cancer?

BillsImpossible
06-05-2015, 09:07 PM
I heard Ralph Wilson died?

Ralph had a great sense of humor, and I think he'd lol at that.

Mace
06-05-2015, 09:24 PM
Yeah, but they will just want to get info out of Tuel for the Bills-Jags game in London.

That would be unsportsmanlike, I can't see the NFL buying into such unsportsmanlike shenanigans or NFL professionals maintaining a standard to even lower themselves to be a part of it for a few dollars. I mean the game is in London, it's not like it was important in an American city for two teams competing for a playoff spot in the United States.

Then again, you might be on to something.

Meathead
06-06-2015, 07:28 AM
marcell dareus wears power puff girl panties

swiper
06-06-2015, 08:30 AM
Meathead lives in Niagara Falls.

Can't be true.

Homegrown
06-06-2015, 11:28 AM
Anyone interested in a game worn Brandon Spoon Jersey?

Oaf
06-06-2015, 12:13 PM
Is it true George Wilson was lining up at S with the defense in OTAs?

swiper
06-06-2015, 12:25 PM
Anyone interested in a game worn Brandon Spoon Jersey?

Trade you for my John DiGiorgio jersey.

ICRockets
06-06-2015, 01:03 PM
I also heard they hired a coach named Rex something. Is this true??

It's true. Rex Banner is moonlighting as an NFL coach. In his spare time he's still searching for The Beer Baron. He'll get you, Beer Baron.

JoeMama
06-06-2015, 03:23 PM
It's true. Rex Banner is moonlighting as an NFL coach. In his spare time he's still searching for The Beer Baron. He'll get you, Beer Baron.

"Remember, people, baby turtles and alligators may seem like a good idea as pets... but they grow up!"

Also, we signed Kwame Cavil.

Per Verizon text message update

sudzy
06-06-2015, 05:56 PM
I heard Ralph Wilson died?

Actually, that's untrue. He's in the witness protection program. I hear he's sharing a loft with Bruce Lee and Elvis.

sudzy
06-06-2015, 06:05 PM
It's true. Rex Banner is moonlighting as an NFL coach. In his spare time he's still searching for The Beer Baron. He'll get you, Beer Baron.

"No, you won't."
"Yes, I will."
"Won't"

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Mace
06-06-2015, 07:28 PM
marcell dareus wears power puff girl panties

Too cool, so do I !

ICRockets
06-06-2015, 07:40 PM
"No, you won't."
"Yes, I will."
"Won't"

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It's actually a very soft 'D'oh!' at the end.

sudzy
06-07-2015, 09:19 AM
It's actually a very soft 'D'oh!' at the end.

Thought that also. But, listening to the video, it didn't sound like it. So I Googled it.
<dl><dd>
Rex Banner: You're out there somewhere, beer baron! And I'll find you.
</dd><dd>Homer: (way off in the distance) No, you won't. </dd><dd>Rex Banner: Yes, I will! </dd><dd>Homer: Won't! </dd></dl>
http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Homer_vs._the_Eighteenth_Amendment/Quotes

About halfway down.

robles
06-10-2015, 10:07 AM
is this true?
http://wigunpics.science/13/g.png

swiper
06-11-2015, 11:51 AM
That is selbor spelled backwards.