Caption And Roast The Bills New Coaching Staff

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In order to be a serious Bills fan, one must have a good sense of humor.

So many coaches to choose from...pick 3.

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Remember MAD magazine? That guy on the cover was Greg Roman as a child.

His father is really Jim Belushi.

Bill Murray is his uncle.

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Kurt Anderson likes beer, and beer likes Kurt Anderson. I think I met him at Checker's on Hertel Ave. about 20 years ago.

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Danny Neaverth returns to Buffalo as a Bills coach!

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"Thank the football gods Rex Ryan owes my dad, big time...workin' the drive through is a *****."

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"I hear ya, bro."

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"Deep fryer duty ain't no picnic either, guys."

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"Adrian!"

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I look bad ass but my wife plucks my eyebrows.

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Super poligrip.

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Now wiggle those saucy toes, just a little.

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Double cheese, yes !

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That's not a gun in my pocket, I'm happy to see you.

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That's not a gun in my pocket, I'm happy to see you.

Immune to racism.

Blacks and whites love me equally.

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Therefore you will NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

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Lamar Latrell, Tri-Lam - "Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands."

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Coach Harris - "Shi!!, forgot to practice."

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This man drives a Lark V to OBD every day.

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Jason Taylor's really my dad, but that's just a legal thing.

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Rex and I have the same dazzling white teeth because I am literally Rex Ryan's black shadow.

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So my dad screwed this hot red head chearleader in the parking lot after a game and I was born as a human leprechaun.