It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

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  • CommissarSpartacus
    Registered User
    • Mar 2003
    • 53833
    #1

    It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    The white Michael Vick! Rob Johnson 2.0! Ralph Wilson's last big love affair!

    Can it really be ten years since we fell in man-lust with the boat-stealing dick from SoCal?

    JP, we hardly knew ye!

    But thanks for screwing this franchise for a decade and into the foreseeable future!

    And THANK YOU! to all the little Losmaniacs that wanted to be your boyfriend!



    YOU ROCK, JP!



    Too bad it didn't work out.

    I'll always have a special place in my heart for you, dude.
    Last edited by CommissarSpartacus; 09-02-2015, 07:00 AM.
    My tebya razdavim
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  • Historian
    2020-2023 AFC East Champions!
    • Dec 2002
    • 61707
    #2
    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

    Is that a real card????
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    • GreedoII
      Registered User
      • Aug 2007
      • 1301
      #3
      Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

      such a tool bag

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      • Forward_Lateral
        Registered User
        • Mar 2004
        • 29895
        #4
        Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

        Originally posted by Historian View Post
        Is that a real card????
        Yes.
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        • The King
          Without me it's just Awe so
          • Jun 2004
          • 42380
          #5
          Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

          I hated the pick from the get-go. We should dig up the look what I drew thread.
          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
          It was all           true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can           mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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          • djjimkelly
            Registered User
            • Apr 2003
            • 7045
            #6
            Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

            had dickless jauron not been his coach the last 10 years might have been alot different for him and all the bills fans.
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            • GreedoII
              Registered User
              • Aug 2007
              • 1301
              #7
              Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

              That dope Mularkey didn't do him any favors either
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              • bleve
                Registered User
                • Mar 2005
                • 874
                #8
                Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

                London Fletcher was his pal...

                London, who do you want to punch?
                "You can't be a real country unless you have beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need beer."
                ~ Frank Zappa
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                • Victor7
                  Registered User
                  • Jul 2013
                  • 1270
                  #9
                  Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

                  Can't believe its been 10 years. JP managed to look decent for about half a season when he started hitting with Lee Evans deep on a somewhat regular basis. Other than that his time here was nothing but FAIL. The Jets fumble that even Favre couldn't believe is his all time "gift" to us. Exemplified why he sucked so much ass.

                  Nice draft Donahoe. Moron.

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                  • Mr. Miyagi
                    Lecter's Little Bitch

                    • Sep 2002
                    • 53616
                    #10
                    Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

                    Originally posted by GreedoII View Post
                    such a tool bag
                    JP is a cool dude. It's not his fault that Mularkey ruined him. He could've been developed into a useful player.

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                    • Buffalogic
                      Rumblin' Stumblin' Bumblin'
                      • Feb 2006
                      • 5345
                      #11
                      Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

                      He had a cannon arm. The deep balls to Evans were a thing of beauty. He just couldn't put it all together.

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                      • Spartacus
                        Registered User
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 53833
                        #12
                        Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

                        JP Losman is like the Iraq War.

                        So many people at the time thought it was a great idea, but 10 years later they'll never admit it.
                        My tebya razdavim
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                        • The King
                          Without me it's just Awe so
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 42380
                          #13
                          Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

                          Originally posted by bleve View Post
                          London Fletcher was his pal...

                          London, who do you want to punch?
                          I had never seen this. London and I have something in common I guess.
                          I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                          "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                          You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                          It was all                           true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                          He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can                           mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                          • The King
                            Without me it's just Awe so
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 42380
                            #14
                            Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

                            Originally posted by Buffalogic View Post
                            He had a cannon arm. The deep balls to Evans were a thing of beauty. He just couldn't put it all together.
                            He sucked out loud.
                            I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?"
                            "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet.
                            You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times."
                            It was all                             true what he was saying. And yet, I thought something is brewing inside the head of this Coach.
                            He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can                             mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.


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                            • Bill Cody
                              Registered User
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 11885
                              #15
                              Re: It's the 10 year anniversary of Losmania!

                              He was a great leader. He had guys that would run through a paper wall for him.
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