They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

[Mike]

Mark my words....

After Sundays game it's clear that our, once bitter rivals, are done. By the end of the season, the Dolphins will have a new coach... Phillabin has completely lost his team. They don't execute well on any level (film, coaching, practice, games, etc) and will be nothing short of abysmal all year. With luck they might end up 7-9.

Personally, I think we should all root for perpetual mediocrity. As Bills fans, we want the Dolphins to be like walking zombies: good enough to compete but not good enough to win.

[thenry20]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

Karma, bruh, karma!

[Mike]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

Karma, bruh, karma!

Are you a Dols Fan?....

[Mike]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

Karma, bruh, karma!

PS: I always like to be objective especially in areas where emotions take over. I don't judge the teams I root for any differently than the teams I root against.

[ParanoidAndroid]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

I can't imagine that much talent on defense continuing to be that bad. They'll figure it out. Cameron Wake was shut out yet again by this O-line. What happened to that guy?

[Joe Fo Sho]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

I can't imagine that much talent on defense continuing to be that bad. They'll figure it out. Cameron Wake was shut out yet again by this O-line. What happened to that guy?

Fool's gold.

[Bill Cody]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

Personally, I think we should all root for perpetual mediocrity. As Bills fans, we want the Dolphins to be like walking zombies: good enough to compete but not good enough to win.

I've been watching that movie here for 15 years

[BuffaloRedleg]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

Karma, bruh, karma!

The success of the Patriots over the last 15 years makes it pretty clear to be that there is no such thing as karma. At least not in sports.

[ICRockets]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

Personally, I think we should all root for perpetual mediocrity.

**** that noise. I want the Dolphins to be good enough to beat the Patriots twice every season. Only team I care if they lose to is the Bills.

[Mace]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

I can't imagine that much talent on defense continuing to be that bad. They'll figure it out. Cameron Wake was shut out yet again by this O-line. What happened to that guy?

Well, Kevin Coyle is their DC. If Philbin had been serious about saving himself they'd have thrown piles of money at Schwartz. Hope the next HC candidate doesn't.

[JoeMama]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

The Dolphins always have been and always will be my most hated of all sports franchises.

May their suffering be never ending.

Even if we go 2-14 I can consider the season a mild success if those two wins are against the stinky fish.

[JoeMama]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

Insert involuntary automatic Fish fan response here:

[But Joey, Dolphins are mammals, not fish, ya dummy!]

No ****, ass holes, but I hate your team so much I relegate the Dolphins to a much lower totem of the animal kingdom. Stinky Fish.

[sudzy]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

The success of the Patriots over the last 15 years makes it pretty clear to be that there is no such thing as karma. At least not in sports.

After the Cowboy in the 90's I realize ass holes always seem to win. Karma is a myth.

[Mace]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

I relegate the Dolphins to a much lower totem of the animal kingdom. Stinky Fish.

Oooooh, what you said. I happen to be a fan of the mammals themselves (did you never see Flipper ?), hate the Fish themselves (I saw Shula). The mammals can actually smell quite nice if you douse them in nice smelling stuff before they go back under water and it washes off. Just thought I'd mention it, Mama.

[JoeMama]

Re: They are Done... Put a Fork in them!

Oooooh, what you said. I happen to be a fan of the mammals themselves (did you never see Flipper ?), hate the Fish themselves (I saw Shula). The mammals can actually smell quite nice if you douse them in nice smelling stuff before they go back under water and it washes off. Just thought I'd mention it, Mama.

This is why I always turn to you when I need objective interference.

You're a wealth of knowledge Mace, a modern Socrates.